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Oh lordy I hope this happens.

I suspect that the Azpilicueta to Atletico press story has as much basis in reality as all the others. Clearly given the amount that Liverpool paid for a Southampton defender, Chelsea could not hope for £20 million for Azpilicueta.

Can someone explain who kakkers is please? Ta.

OFFS!

Insight into The Sheriff's backroom staff

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/english-premier-league/23/blog/post/3352749/tottenhams-pochettino-values-assistant-jesus-perez-as-an-extension-of-himself

No one cares, matey...

I rate both Dave and van Dijk but I can see why Liverpool had to cough up that sort of cash. They’ve had surplus of attacking players scoring goals for fun but zero trophies to show for it. They’ve decided to do something about it but it’s cost them a lot. They got a decent wad for Coutinho.

He’s the 4th longest serving premier league manager atm. Has he got some sort of magic elixir that can keep him employed for that long?

Some info on Gary Monks now departed backroom team...in case you're interested.

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/inside-track-garry-monks-new-13222187

Classic response, must remember this for the next wanksplosion about Chelsea.

Portrays Brendan Rodgers as a bit of a Nazi.

Just because you're buying Crouchinho, doesn't mean we all have to act like we're having a bad day.

#stillhigh

I think you'll find our beautiful blue sheets are amongst the driest on here... Even during our last annis horribilis with The Mental One at the helm...

jeez ts, stop being such a dag.

It's a footie thread trope!!!

FFS!?!

PS Hope you're good, matey! ❤️

They have the evidence...

C'mon Brizzle.

Fuck this ref...

Giddy up! I reckon we'll lose today...

That Willian goal, amazing...

‘‘twas a beauty.

Plenty of goals so far today!