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var living up to its aims of weeding out cheats in the game

chelsea - 3 yellow cards for divings and 2 sendings off

#happycampers?

Yes I thought Chelsea looked very strong and disciplined last night. Especially after they went down to 9 men.
Happy days.

Fuck me, Pisti must be livid... Useless and not white...

PS I have no idea what CFC are doing transfer-wise, it's fucking terrifying... But in this post-Trump/Brexit world it feels completely normal... #stoptheworld

yes, the season has now finally truly begun.

bedwetting, transfer madness and spot kick conclusions. fuck yeah

Oof

No way Chelsea and Conte are really in for Carroll. It's a ruse. They want to snatch Sanchez from United. That's the only thing that makes sense.

Perhaps the murderous Russian is thinking about selling up and shipping out.

mike ashley will be looking for a new club soon

Forest (taps nose)

We've already got a slightly rotund owner who has some extremely shady business practices, thanks.

Carroll has an ankle injury - sounds like Chelsea dodged a bullet.

We’re getting Crouch instead.

Life long Chelsea fan. His old man was and maybe still is a season ticket holder.

Best news I’ve read this week.

I thought you were joking!

Lol seems not. Really upping the game

i bet some of our strikers from the 70 / 80 's are still alive
if chelsea fail with crouchy sean dundee might still be able to squeeze into a blue kit but he'll probably need someone to tie his shoelaces as he can't reach down that far these days

"Signing Crouch would be the signing of the year. And that year was 2005"

Maybe it's a smokescreen, "look we'll say we're bin for these carthorses. Then when mebland someone mediocre it'll look grsat;!"

possibility of Chelsea being banned from transfers for two windows?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jan/18/chelsea-accused-fifa-breaking-rules-signings-25-minors

Still not sure why young players would sign for Chelsea, since so few of them make the grade there, even if they're on the cusp of being good enough..

Also is there still a #uefaconspiracy against them if Chelsea get away with the alleged rule breaking?

Hope we get Crouch in before the transfer ban starts. Apparently Stoke are asking for £15 million.

He’ll be retired by the time it ends so you’d better get your skates on.

Apparently Atletico want Azpilicueta and are willing to pay £20 million for him so if we get shot of him we could afford Crouch and his high wage demand.

He’ll be retired by the time it ends so you’d better get your skates on.

He'll retire at the end of his contract with us. Can't see him coming for anything less than a five year deal.

Apparently Atletico want Azpilicueta and are willing to pay £20 million for him so if we get shot of him we could afford Crouch and his high wage demand.

Oh lordy I hope this happens.