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WTAF is going on at Highbury?

Clearly Sanchez has been holding you back

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Championship is getting a bit interesting now.

Not for me it's not - another average season

Watford board could do well in this thread.

Sacked Silva and blamed Everton.

Speaking of the ev
https://twitter.com/evertonsimpsons/status/954821704987095041

Your a football thread trope.

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Chelsea now after Ashley Barnes.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11668/11217148/chelsea-express-interest-in-burnleys-ashley-barnes

Bizarre story today. Boro fans on here, none of you I hope?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-42767036

As a Newcastle fan, I particularly enjoyed the last statement;

Last month, a Sunderland fan was ejected from the Stadium of Light after he was thought to have defecated on his seat - police later said he was merely drunk.

'merely'

I believe I am the only boro supporter on here. I didn't do it, I mean I would do it but I don't go to games.

Armchair bottle-pisser.

(Plastic bottle-pisser?)

Casual bottle pisser
Not a real bottle pisser
My dad didn't even piss in any bottle

Or something

One has to feel for the half dozen or so strikers in the Premier League and Championship who the press haven't been liinked with a move the Chelsea. It must be a real smack to their egos. Still, they have a week left to stir up social media and have a story written.

Criteria appears to be, qualify as home grown, might get a run out in the reserves.

I wondered if it is Chelsea putting out the rumours to hide their real target.

He's starting for us at the moment due to injuries and under contract until 2019 so I think £30m would be a minimum we'd be looking for.

He's as good at Carroll at bashing players up but can manage it without getting sent off.

danny ings ?

He's as good at Carroll at bashing players up but can manage it without getting sent off.

Except when he tried to bash the referee up.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/21804556

Let's hope we don't see this behaviour in the Premier League any time soon

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-42768335

Sad to see the death of Jimmy Armfield - always knowledgeable, interesting and gentlemanly.

^ This.

Agreed, could listen to his analysis for hours, always well informed, considered and delivered without hyperbole.

Nearly as bad as those Nivea LFC adverts.

Chris Martin and Darren Bent are both available if Chelsea want to stump up some cash.