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Valdes will start, Guzan on the bench, one of Mejias and Konstantopoulos looking likely to be sold with the other 3rd choice. Konstantopoulos is good but does make the odd mistake.

Konstantopoulos

Awaits "been there on my holiday" joke.

A defensive midfielder who managed to play 35 times last season without anyone really noticing.

...and had the 2nd best stats in The Prem after Kante. Walsh wanted him at Leicester so will do for me.

It's pretty much identical to the Sterling situation

So that you can have two kones in one team?

Nah, Burnley have already got 3 young centre backs who can actually defend. Although that could soon be two if Leicester keep upping their bids for Keane.

I've been there on my holiday.

So much of this.

Can't judge a centre-half when Martinez is manager.

especially if they are 22.

Ashley Williams all done - £12m

Good value in this market

Kone up next from Sunderland

Messi and Suarez also just spotted in Greggs on Walton Lane

I'm thinking of Ben Gibson / Valdes combo in my fantasy team in that case.

Ashley Williams all done - £12m

Good value in this market

32, "chunky", loosing what pace he had, heads the ball in all directions when corners come in, likes to handball, controls the dressing room (supposedly behind Laudrup and Monk sackings), but puts in a good shift and been a great player for Swansea. Wish him all the best.

Scored a few goals for us, but not a striker, nor a winger either, not sure what he is. Swansea had better shape when he was out of the team. £20m is too much.

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Tidy £12.5m profit in twelve months. Good piece of business for them.
Buy Bony back from that and all is well.

We've got Fernando Llorente and Borja Baston. Hopefully at least one of them will do ok.

The rumour is Bony is well older than 27.

'loosing' or 'losing'?

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Like Lukaku was 'a Nigerian 28' for about 6 seasons

You're mixing up your of African parentage.

Also massively #racist

Why is it racist, can't wait to hear this?

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Brewing for a meltdown: 2k16.

United sign Pogba
City sign Stones
Arsenal signing Johnny Evans

someone pass me a little paper umbrella for my bleach cocktail

It's actually beyond a joke now - the amount of cash that Arsenal have sat in the bank is a joke.

Some stupid tweets doing the round that Pogba costs United 18% of revenue, which equates to Crystal Palace spending £15m on a player. Either way it's fucken bollocks