Football

Stones has signed for City.
Battle of the cheque books really. Who's got the biggest cock

Liverpool not in the top 4 as ever then.

Good to see we've started the new season like we finished the last one. Play reasonably well then make a goalkeeping cock up and lose.
Deary me.

Actually, Liverpool are in a giddy third.......

We do net spend in these here parts.

Everton doing great work with their massive budget. With Stones gone they must have £190m now. Wonder who they are going to get? Must be a really exciting time for their fans

Isn't Pogba just a slightly better, more overrated Carlton Palmer?

He did fuck all in the Euro's, had the same stats at Tom fuckin Cleverly last season and has generally not done enough to tell me that he's worth £89m

🤔

And your club is?

Presumably Arsenal if he's droning on about net spend.

United sign Pogba for about 200000000.
The most horrible club with the biggest cunt of a manager are going to walk it 😞
Fuck it. Roll on next season

He'll be shit, we will laugh and Jose will be back on the rock and roll by christmas.

I'm gonna say this honestly, I'm really not arsed about losing Stones, especially for the reported £42m.
He's been great for us but was massively exposed last season when Jags was out for 3 months, that was his chance to really cement his place and prove his worth but he showed himself to be basically an English Luiz; great on the ball, composed, can run with it and can pick a pass but his awareness is all over the shop and defensively average. Not great in the air either. City are buying a good player, 'potential' though shouldn't cost £42m.
Stones himself will regret the move when he's playing for Sunderland in 3 seasons

'Boro, who compared to expectations are making some good signings. I'm feeling optimistic that we can have a good go at staying up.

'Boro?!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Tinpot club who struggle to get £20k fans for home games

Not bitter at all are we?

Sunderland is where United failures go.

He'll end up at Swansea or Burnley. Though I reckon Pep will make a player out of him. Can't judge a centre-half when Martinez is manager.

No, not of we get Bony, Williams and Kone from Sunderland...3 decent proven PL players

Moyes bought him and will buy him again, trust me.

For about £12m

Nah, Stones will be alright. Anyway Sunderland are getting Adnan 'Pythagoras' Januzaj

We're a small club and its nice to be on the up. All Everton have been for 15 years is a selling club slowly degrading into an anonymous 2nd team of an increasingly anonymous city with fans that bleat on about being the 4th or 5th club in the country and a massive budget as the best players are sold. No one gives a fuck about Everton, just as no one gives a fuck about 'Boro. You're closer in size and relevance to us than you are to Liverpool, you just haven't noticed it yet.

£47m for a white Titus Bramble!!!

Confirmed on Sky

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I haven't but i don't think he's about to turn his 8 goals a season into 20. Jose is going to play him Deep in his trusted 4-2-3-1 . He makes Matic looks like a bargain.

Stopped reading at 'We're a small club....'

Say no more, nothing to see here 🙄

Who is going to start from Guzan, Valdes and Greek Guy? Seem to have gone nuts on signing goalkeepers when your one kept 20 clean sheets last season.

Have Everton signed an outfield player yet? I'm looking forward to Sneidjer, Mata, Mahrez and Witsel taking the league apart next year.

Yep, some matey from Villa who is supposed to be the schizzle