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dinner and a movie first?

is this about having kids?

dibs

Do I have to come South again?

Euph?

Do I have to come South again?

that's the way these usually work, at least according to the books i've read.

i could be wrong tho - what do i know! i don't have kids.

Potentially.

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richer sounds looter was hiding his face behind an open newspaper, great if it had either

a. His face on the front cover
b. Bungle (unlikely to be a front cover star, but even so)

topped off by his walking into a lamppost. bellend with a girl's name.

Wait, really? I don't understand the court system here, so excuse my ignorance.

He's pleaded guilty at a magistrates. The max sentence they can give is 6 months. If they're sending him to Crown Court, I can only assume they want to give him more than 6 months.

He's pleaded guilty at a magistrates. The max sentence they can give is 6 months. If they're sending him to Crown Court, I can only assume they want to give him more than 6 months.

gutted

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richer sounds looter was hiding his face behind an open newspaper, great if it had either

a. His face on the front cover
b. Bungle (unlikely to be a front cover star, but even so)

topped off by his walking into a lamppost. bellend with a girl's.

Or two eye holes. That would be old school espionage style.

Much like your example of jumping in front of a train to save something you love, I'd be attempting to save what I loved from the burning building rather than wasting a few potentially life saving seconds drawing a weapon on someone. That was my point.

Ok, the obvious stuff first: The goal is to protect or save the lives of your children.

Ok, now on to the difficult stuff, the nuanced stuff you are struggling with: in the scenario where shooting someone would service the point above I would be prepared to do just that (whilst being accepting of the inane technical protestations (you have no gun etc)).

So, in the scenario where the act of shooting someone would be "wasting a few potentially life saving seconds" I would obviously not be putting my children's life at risk to fulfil a statement made on a cycling forum.

But this is all getting too complex:

Simply, if someone was trying to set fire to where my son sleeps and I had the means, I would, to protect my son's life, shoot at the cunt.

Now, invent and conjure your objections but hopefully you can take the spirit of what I am saying and understand what it means.

Get some children, come back in 10 years, let's have this conversation again.

Where do I get these children? Can I loot them out of Primark or something?

No your honour we were nowhere near there on the night in question...

Where do I get these children? Can I loot them out of Primark or something?

Kidland, £1 each.

my kids would totally have your kids

I bet they would.

I heard primarks had loads of kids in the other night

Simply, if someone was trying to set fire to where my son sleeps and I had the means, I would, to protect my son's life, shoot at the cunt.
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^ This

Serious question...

If they send police from Scotland too Manchester how long is will take too loot Currys in Glasgow?

They should definitely have their own TV show...

They do confuse rich people with hard working people as well:

A: 'It's all about showing the rich people'

B: 'Yeah, the ones with businesses'

Current top 10 list of suspects:

1) Businesses
2) NWO
3) Technology
4) The Jews
5) Murdoch
6) The Rice Marketing Board
7) Bell Biv Devoe
8) Twitter
9) Facebook
10) Ed Milliband
11) Geoff Capes
12) Canada

[QUOTE=bothwell;2339358]Where do I get these children? Can I loot them out of Primark or something?

Kidland, £1 each.[/quote]

surely Småland?

Simply, if someone was trying to set fire to where my son sleeps and I had the means, I would, to protect my son's life, shoot at the cunt.

Now, invent and conjure your objections but hopefully you can take the spirit of what I am saying and understand what it means.

If I had the means and, importantly, it would directly prevent the certain death of others, I would too.

Beer?

He's pleaded guilty at a magistrates. The max sentence they can give is 6 months. If they're sending him to Crown Court, I can only assume they want to give him more than 6 months.

Thanks

gutted

I'm assuming that's sarcasm. If you think sending everyone involved away for 6 months or more is going to end up being a good thing for the city/country you're probably wrong.

*I AM NOT SUGGESTING THEY GET OFF FREE.*

Current top 10 list of suspects:

4) The Jews

Reported

bit of a sausage fest

If I had the means and, importantly, it would directly prevent the certain death of others, I would too.

Beer?

Only if you bring your gun.