In the news

I don't understand...
"We believe the witness... the events probably took place and constitute an indecent assault"
"It was a long time ago and we don't know the context... not guilty"

come on tim

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-34991335

Probably =/= beyond reasonable doubt.

That's why rapists get away with it almost every time, and he's a double cunt for parading himself as an innocent man when you know, I know and the dogs in the street know he's a predatory nonce.

Edit: triple cunt, forgot about Pop Idol.

It goes to show how rock solid the testimony and corroborating evidence in the Rolf Harris case was.

he's a showbiz agent's wet dream. next stop: i'm a celebrity. kerching.

They don't, loaded with caffeine...

internet going into full self righteous meltdown mode in it's efforts to point out that Tim Peake was in fact NOT the first britton to see stars wars or some shit.

presumably the same people who take great pleasure in pointing out the whales are not fish.

They don't taste as good as fish either.

^^ I may be outing myself as "that guy" here, but who the fuck doesn't know that whales aren't fish? Has Attenborough taught us nothing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOZmDsiiXXk

whales are not fish

Uh - they are fish.

Big, flappy, mouth breathing fish.

With the best national anthem in the world.

There's no such thing as a fish, apparently.

I thought they were actually a fruit?

They're* a herb.

* Your

Blow Hole

CYLIST ATTACKS DOG WALKER!!!!!

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/dec/15/dog-walker-attacked-cyclist-chorlton-manchester

Those crazy deranged cyclists what are they like crikey

Horrible story. The article is better than the headline suggests, accepting that it was a 'man on a bike', rather than one of those horrible cyclists.

hang on, i thought people on bikes were worse than ISIS, not hitler? make your shitting minds up, right wing cunts the world over.

HISISTLER!

thats reichisist

apologies - i did nazi that coming.

He's got you bang to reichs.

apologies - i did nazi that coming.

You ought to concentrate more

too far. Anne Frankly, i'm quite offended.

Jesus. You lot are Goering straight to hell

Only recently, the topic was a whale.
Now it's Adolf in