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Are you trying to change the topic on porpoise?

All this marine talk is just Stalin

This wins.

"Who brought Adolf in" (or something along those lines) would have made it near perfect.

you know who else liked things that were 'near perfect'?

Mary Poppins

Dolphins, the judgmental fucks.

After all she liked to tell little children

"In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and snap, the jobs a game".

So work is a way to happiness.

Or

"Arbeit macht frei"

Just sayin

Nothing makes a pun like talking about it after.

"Arbeit macht frei"

"Wenn ein Löffelchen voll Zucker bitt 're Medizin versüßt"

Dark, dark words.

nvr4get

Mary Poppins

She must be German with her like of long compound nouns.

It was a good pun. I wanted to give credit. I also wanted other people to stahp.

Adjectives

Near my house. Not me tho. Have problems occasionally with loose dogs when running/riding around there, some owners seem to think a dog snapping at a runner/person on a bike is ok as the dog is 'just playing'.

Pushing owners down stairs does not help in any way though.

rich man trips, falls and accidentally inserts his penis into sleeping teenager. not guilty!

The great british justice system.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/millionaire-businessman-not-guilty-of-raping-teenager-after-he-accidentally-penetrated-her/news-story/169606eae1d4be4b67ea2f5f449d7fe4

fubar

Did they try him in Saudi? That's fucking ridiculous.

southwark crown court, according to the captioned picture on an article printed in a murdoch owned 'strayan mongrag.

so could be solid gold bullshit.

Only took the jury 30 mins to reach a verdict. That's barely enough time to drink all the tea and scoff all the biscuits, let alone reach a verdict. What evidence is not being reported?

they probably just wanted to get home to count their bribes in the comfort of their own homes.

What evidence is not being reported

His lawyers ripping into her on the witness stand, making it look as though she was the aggressor, him the victim, not that he did anything wrong - that sort of evidence, probably.

Still, 30 mins sounds like the prosecution presented a pretty weak case.

Still, 30 mins sounds like the prosecution presented a pretty weak case.

Underfunding can't help much. And cutting that funding even less.

Thanks, Obama!