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I suggest it won't won't work on this here forum

Quite interesting that this alleged person here http://www.lfgss.com/post2025360-15.html commits a basic error of not understanding a word in it's context, which is very typical of computerized natural language processing.

Shit!

Scoble is a droid!

Ed2 d2?

Ed3PO?

ED3POs

Fixed

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/mar/18/yemen-police-massacre-45-protesters

"We cannot stand back and let a dictator whose people have rejected him kill his people indiscriminately. To do so would send a chilling signal to others."

Cameron talking about Libya. The Yemenis can go fuck themselves, apparently.

Ed3PO?

hED-3PO?

Best explanation of the Japanese nuclear reactor situation yet

Roastedpeas.com

Could a French military victory be on the cards?

French military victory = oxymoron.

French military victory = oxymoron.

Why do you say this? Or are you just rehashing the stereo type because France surrendered in the second world war rather than taking a wider military history?

Incidentally, the British lose a lots more than the French overall.

Thanks QI boy.

Why do you say this? Or are you just rehashing the stereo type because France surrendered in the second world war rather than taking a wider military history?

I'm not even going to bother...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12815681

This makes me sooo angry... oh wait, I ride a bicycle into work everyday. Nevermind, carry on.

.xxx could be on it's way. Discuss.

.xxx could be on it's way. Discuss.

This is an ongoing saga. They keep approving it and it keeps getting blocked.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12815681

This makes me sooo angry... oh wait, I ride a bicycle into work everyday. Nevermind, carry on.
"it seems that getting your own seat no longer guarantees a comfortable journey" - Getting your own seat has never guaranteed a comfortable journey! Some cunt always comes along, pushes your arm off the rest, and proceeds to breathe loudly/grunt/snore/bulge into your personal space. Trains can fuck off.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12815681

This makes me sooo angry... oh wait, I ride a bicycle into work everyday. Nevermind, carry on.

One of my pet hates is 'commuter' read in jobsworth's voice stories.

I think people would have better journeys & more room if they just banned fucking newspapers.

every single time, packed in like sardines up to the roof and there's some twat waving a metro about.

why the fuck is it so important you find out the news that was posted on the internet two days ago right now? you're only on here for 30 more minutes you can read who won the x-factor when you get off and your selfishness isn't directly impacting 20 other people you cnut.

I <3 my bike

I <3 my bike

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"it seems that getting your own seat no longer guarantees a comfortable journey" - Getting your own seat has never guaranteed a comfortable journey! Some cunt always comes along, pushes your arm off the rest, and proceeds to breathe loudly/grunt/snore/bulge into your personal space. Trains can fuck off.

From my day of taking the tube (before I start commuting on bicycle after a tube strike), I remember that there's more people standing than sitting.

I don't think the 43cm will be an issue, just mean fattie gonna have to bear it.

I don't think the 43cm will be an issue, just mean fattie gonna have to spill over onto the person next to them.
Corrected.