In the news

-1 for saying 'fixed'. that is all.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12829433

"Inflation rise in road tax but duty for HGVs frozen"... BBC get it wrong again.

People wittering on about petrol prices >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Don't drive your car so often. FFS.

splendid

People wittering on about petrol prices >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Don't drive your car so often. FFS.

+1

Thats great, unless you have to drive so often.

Rubbish. Everyone can cycle everywhere.

I've often wondered if they should start using canals again for transporting heavy goods. All the cyclists and runners could help pull them along.

No they fucking can't.

Runners and cyclists pulling the boats you mean?

Yes... yes I can see I would be impractical. It would only work during peak hours and only one way. Thanks for making me think about it a bit harder.

you could branch out the bojo bikes into pedalos.

it's almost like cycling and it'd make it much easier to tow the boats.

I've pulled a few boats in my time...

or just make all the canals ever so slightly sloped on the bottom and the boats could just float downhill.

repped!

^nerged

i did a lol.

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Tiswas again, you brown-nosing twat."

http://road.cc/content/news/33700-seven-cyclists-kidnapped-lebanon

shit the bed.

6.8 Earthquake in Myanmar.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/68-magnitude-earthquake-strikes-northeastern-myanmar-no-tsunami-generated/2011/03/24/ABNDSjOB_story.html

http://road.cc/content/news/33700-se...napped-lebanon

shit the bed.

They'll be fine. Still, ruins their holiday slightly.

Who's winning?

I want the winning tshirt.

http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/topstories/8921467.Woman_fined_after_hospital_dirty_protest/

Sorry, I can't get beyond the first few sentences of that. 'A well to do woman'? 'dirty protest'? 'Ellen Wardropper'? This is some made-up provincial curtain twitching masquerading as a terrible joke.

But she kicked PC Pollock.

Not laughing at the whole thing, but the second to last line in this made me snort.
It's from the Guardian advice thing that Pamela Stephenson Conneoly does.

**[B]I **was a widow of 55 and met a 60-year-old widower and we eventually married. I find intercourse painful so we make up for it by cuddling and fondling each other's sensitive parts. I have very firm breasts which I love being fondled. We have a very loving relationship. A friend who also finds intercourse painful told me her relationship is breaking down. When I told her how we got round the problem, she was shocked and said educated people should not behave like this. Are we doing anything wrong? [/B]

Not really News but current events I guess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi7wpEIGU0I&feature=youtube_gdata_player