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It's always DJ's fault.

would have repped, so instead will go on a nerg splurge of all those who have blamed DJs

It would appear that the young lady at the centre of the Berlusconi sex trial has gone missing two days after the old letch announced that he will be running in next years election.

Suspicious much?

gmail is down

It's definitely fucking not working

Mine works now.

mine worked for 5, then didn't, now it does

MIne is working. I am not.

the young lady at the centre of the Berlusconi sex trial has gone missing

Where you see this?

There was a monkey in Ikea! http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/dec/10/monkey-found-toronto-ikea-store

I like his jacket.

That monkey has a nicer coat than mine. Out-dressed by a monkey :(

To be fair its a very dapper simian...

No, it's not their fault. It was a tragic series of events. It's the tone of their interview that I have a problem with.

I blame their parents. Possibly their teachers too.

Also, wasn't convinced by the weeping.

Bloomin' ozzies.

would have repped, so instead will go on a nerg splurge of all those who have blamed DJs

Last night, a DJ saved my life.

Where you see this?

Here

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/berlusconi-sex-trial-police-search-for-moroccan-nightclub-dancer-after-she-fails-to-show-up-in-court-8399282.html

Did BBC news at 10 just call the Australian woman presenter Geri Halliwell? Or am I seeing things?

Census data announced.

heads over to the Daily Mail to troll

Daily Mail are having a field day.

Oh dear lord the comments section!

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bet they are having a melt down in the DM offices

Quick cut and paste of the highest rated comments so that no one else has to actually visit their website.

Do not rise to the bait, dear readers. You have the power to change this, vote wisely next time. Vote for your country, not yourself.

• The Saracens Head, England, United Kingdom, 11/12/2012 11:08
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Let Blair pay for them as he let them all in

• The Cad, Birmingham UK, United Kingdom, 11/12/2012 11:08
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Everything is going to plan according to our governing elite.

• Ricayboy, London, United Kingdom, 11/12/2012 11:17
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thanks a lot Tony Blair for that

• brian, Barnet, 11/12/2012 11:25
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And this is the official version. The reality is much worse.

• Pip, London, United Kingdom, 11/12/2012 11:42
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All thanks to liebore. And the muppets who voted for them.

• Mute Requiem, England, United Kingdom, 11/12/2012 11:05
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Get me out of the EU now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• welshwonder, Newport, United Kingdom, 11/12/2012 11:24
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Absolutely disgraceful state of affairs. Our politicians should all be tried for treason

• Keith Jones, Wigan, United Kingdom, 11/12/2012 11:39
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.......and the rest!

• Funnybone, dorset, United Kingdom, 11/12/2012 11:09
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Try living in Luton. Its like a meeting of the United Nations in town some days - and might i add this is during working hours when they should all be out earning their keep!!!!!!

• JoelsSnowflake, Luton, 11/12/2012 11:55
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Are they talking about the massive increase of people with no religion? Damn you Dawkins!

Dawkins / Blair are the new Axis of Evil

the UK is full of White people ghettos

ignore this shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

And this is the official version. The reality is much worse.

• Pip, London, United Kingdom, 11/12/2012 11:42
  
  

So that's where he's posting these days.

Here's some of my highlights;

Only 59% are Christian in Britain?! Well well well.......now we know the reason for the decline of Britain. As Christ said....without Me you can do nothing. So true indeed!

• ms Catholic state, london, 11/12/2012 11:10
  
  
  

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2246288/Census-data-Immigrant-population-England-Wales-jumps-THREE-MILLION-10-years.html#ixzz2EkaFSZTt
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So sad ... parts of Britain look like Bangladesh of Afghanistan now. Our grandparents will be turning in their graves over the way we are destroying the country they fought to protect and build. - Andy , Leominster, United Kingdom, 11/12/2012 11:15

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This one - not sure if serious or serious troolllll;

Disgraceful. Ought not to be allowed! Send back all those Vikings, Normans, Angles, Saxons, Jutes and Danes from where they came from.

• F63irestreak, Yeovil, 11/12/2012 11:55
  
  
  

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2246288/Census-data-Immigrant-population-England-Wales-jumps-THREE-MILLION-10-years.html#ixzz2Ekai2fGM
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