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Petition to get Blatter out

http://www.change.org/petitions/fifa-sponsors-withdraw-fifa-sponsorship-until-sepp-blatter-resigns-blatterout?alert_id=TgmoQVLCNK_NmoEDpLroP&utm_medium=email&utm_source=action_alert

To be replaced by who, some other corrupt, possibly racist, cunt? Who gives a shit?

There are some major issues in the world that need addressing and some minor ones. This episode doesn't even make it on to the latter list.

This episode doesn't even make it on to the blatter list.

/too easy

hang your head, son.

BFPE

DFPE, you mean... surely?

oh god NOOOOOO! mmmf!

&

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/nov/18/darth-vader-claims-land-ukraine

Crazy man in the Ukraine fighting local government corruption dressed as Darth Vader

To be replaced by who, some other corrupt, possibly racist, cunt? Who gives a shit?

There are some major issues in the world that need addressing and some minor ones. This episode doesn't even make it on to the latter list.

Give me a petition to sign for world peace and I'll sign it

All junctions on London's cycle superhighways to be reviewed

Good. About bloody time. Well done LCC and other campaigners.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-15798634

excellent stuff, I'm tired of motorists honking at me because I was riding right on the edge of the kerbs onto the blue line.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15801515

I think they way they go about it it's wrong - it appears to me that Tories don't recognise mental illness and depression. What a bunch of cunts.

^ but he doesn't have HIV/AIDS mind because he always showers after sex with anonymous women who have AIDS....... Seems like a perfectly reasonable chap

The secret is to dip your cock in a glass of brandy.

it'll be interesting to see which private management company gets this gig. whoever's majority shareholder just happens to be one of the cock sucking soulless ghouls responsible for this travesty i bet.

The secret is to dip your cock in a glass of brandy.

Before or after?

to have a GP with 10+ years of training to perform a holistic and detailed assessment of a patient in 7 minutes

Of course,we all know that this is being done to cut people's benefit payments, and that it will be done on the cheap by the incompetent private provider with the biggest lobbying budget and the most former ministers/top civil servants on it's board, but it's also true that GPs have no incentive to maximise the productivity of their patients. Done right, a proper collaboration between health service and employer would be a win-win-win-win; lower benefit payments, lower healthcare costs, better health and higher productivity.

All junctions on London's cycle superhighways to be reviewed

Good. About bloody time. Well done LCC and other campaigners.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-15798634

Well done indeed. Onwards and upwards!

Before or after?

Before - to show courtesy to the ladies, after - just in case.

Isn't it what prostitutes used to do in the old days?

Shocking footage reveals tuna industry's slaughter of marine life – video footage captured by a tuna industry whistleblower has been released by Greenpeace, which reveals the routine slaughter of other marine species, including whale sharks, rays and whales

Hardly news, tuna fishing has always been a nasty business. On the other hand, they are delicious.

For every Tuna fish landed, 34 other fish are killed.

Some shit like that. Eat Mackerel instead (I think).

Or at least eat all the other fish.

Or at least eat all the other fish.

i seem to remember that they aren't allowed to keep by catch caught in eu waters

Hardly news, tuna fishing has always been a nasty business. On the other hand, they are delicious.

You can get line caught Tuna for the same price as non-line caught. So it seems like a redundant issue. The brands/supermarkets/customers just need to demand line caught.

** U.S congress declares pizza a vegetable
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http://thepolicypatisserie.wordpress.com/2011/11/16/293/

These guidelines initially faced resistance from potato industry lobbyists because of the limits his guidelines placed on the amount of potatoes that children could eat at school – specifically limiting the amount of potatoes served to one cup per student per week. Emerging from the lobbying efforts against these guidelines were plenty of misleading arguments about the nutritional value of potatoes and how they could be considered a “gateway vegetable” to other more nutritious vegetables like broccoli, carrots, or kale. In fact, The National Potato Council was so influential during these lobbying efforts that it prompted members of Congress to publicly question the research which suggests that dark green vegetables are healthier than potatoes.

Saw the following comment posted and lolled loudly!

I tried a potato once... before I knew it I was living on the streets, sucking dick for brocolli.

Greens

5 a day.

Sorted!

Sorry, I meant four a day.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/8897662/EU-bans-claim-that-water-can-prevent-dehydration.html