Nicked bike story

He's not a well man.

As other people are saying, no point bitching about what northerndave did or did not do. Best course of action now is a strong complaint to the police, anyone know where and who exactly you would complain to?

This, if true, is just ridiculous :

I’d been checking Ebay and Gumtree just in case the fool tried to sell it whole. Amazingly the dick did. No picture but he described the exact mix of components that made it stand out so much. He was asking for £250 – cheeky shit.

Passed this info onto the police thinking it was a done deal, get the kid trying to sell the bike and I get it back. And here’s the rub – they said: “we don’t really know what to do in this situation”. You can probably imagine the stunned silence from me. “don’t know what to do” isn’t that what they’re trained in for Christ’s sake?

[quote=fudge;368113]Entrapment is enticing someone to commit a crime. In this case, the crime has already been committed.

thats kinda true fudgy, but only half right, technically speaking there is no entrapment because it is a device which is not allowed to be used because it is not a proper procedure, its actually extinct nowadays, an urban myth as it were, in very obscure circumstances it may occur, maybe this is why the coppers didnt turn up for that very thing!!!

entrapment actually is enticing someone to commit a crime that they wouldnt have done had they had not been entrapped in the first place basically its like leaving a window open and watching someone commit the crime!!!

you are true however about the crime being committed in the first place though ;)

This is a really important story, and this should be retold with all details both to the pigs and the press.
Now you might not necessarily agree with the OP's final course of action, but if the boys in blue hadn't been so absolutely fucking useless he wouldn't have to to do what he did.
Even if their hands were tied they could've at least given him some support in the form of manpower/trust/empathy instead of just fucking nicking RLJers and teenage potheads.
I don't know about these things but surely a swear-free, detail-enriched version of this story should be circulated, as I said above, to the press (someone may be interested) and to some useful department of the MET (if such a thing exists). This isn't the first story on LFGSS I've heard of rozzers being worse than useless, and it won't be the last I'm sure. They need to be brought to task - their lack of action means that the crime goes unpunished and that the victim is being forced to be in contact with the criminal, which is the least desirable thing all round.

He's not a well man.

Stop being such a fanboy.

Fatini can look after himself. Non?

There are a lot of people on this forum who are brave, when they are on the forum. What you'd do is up to you, but fuck telling somebody else what they should have done.

I would rep you if I could.

mr cheese just made the best post on this thread

Stop being such a fanboy.

Fatini can look after himself. Non?

Damn right - you dreary, vacuous cuntbubble...

This is a really important story, and this should be retold with all details both to the pigs and the press.
Now you might not necessarily agree with the OP's final course of action, but if the boys in blue hadn't been so absolutely fucking useless he wouldn't have to to do what he did.
Even if their hands were tied they could've at least given him some support in the form of manpower/trust/empathy instead of just fucking nicking RLJers and teenage potheads.
I don't know about these things but surely a swear-free, detail-enriched version of this story should be circulated, as I said above, to the press (someone may be interested) and to some useful department of the MET (if such a thing exists). This isn't the first story on LFGSS I've heard of rozzers being worse than useless, and it won't be the last I'm sure. They need to be brought to task - their lack of action means that the crime goes unpunished and that the victim is being forced to be in contact with the criminal, which is the least desirable thing all round.

Yup, if the details are correct of course.

As a cyclist I really want this story out there, it could really do some good.

Just a FYI I've just phoned the police for the FOURTH time for them to come and have a look at a stolen bike I found and recovered, FOUR FUCKING TIMES! The first two times it appears the call wasn't even logged, the third time they seemed more interested in letting me keep the thing (after 6 weeks finder keepers period or whatever) than actually tracing the rightful owner. Pretty upsetting really because I imagine if it was my bike that had been stolen.

No idea who you contact to take this further though, the CTC?

Stop being such a fanboy.

Fatini can look after himself. Non?

And the best thing about having Fatini on my ignore list is that I can tell he's risen to the dangled bait but I don't have to suffer reading his reply.

Well well well.

And the best thing about having Fatini on my ignore list is that I can tell he's risen to the dangled bait but I don't have to suffer reading his reply.

Good luck, I'm really sorry that you've taken against me for some reason.
I always make a point of seeking out your posts. You bring so much to the party.
TBH, I'm incon-fucking-solable.

And the best thing about having Fatini on my ignore list is that I can tell he's risen to the dangled bait but I don't have to suffer reading his reply.

what's your problem, cockend?

And the best thing about having Fatini on my ignore list is that I can tell he's risen to the dangled bait but I don't have to suffer reading his reply.

you like dangling your bait to tease men on internet forums. i can tell you now sweet cheeks, you wont get a rise out of me!

And the best thing about having Fatini on my ignore list is that I can tell he's risen to the dangled bait but I don't have to suffer reading his reply.

How can Platini check your spelling/ grammer and corect it for you if you cant see hs posts? I pretty much use them as free English lessons.

And the best thing about having Fatini on my ignore list is that I can tell he's risen to the dangled bait but I don't have to suffer reading his reply.

freudian projection = troll

And the best thing about having Fatini on my ignore list is that I can tell he's risen to the dangled bait but I don't have to suffer reading his reply.

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Is it possible to PM someone if you are on their ignore list?

Get a mate with a zoom to snap a photo of him with your bike.
Get bike back (violence or not, whatever you prefer)
Post pics of thief and mob # everywhere..

Is it possible to PM someone if you are on their ignore list?

As if anyone ignores you - 'fanboy'.

How can Platini check your spelling/ grammer and corect it for you if you cant see hs posts? I pretty much use them as free English lessons.

Indeed? Ah well. Guess I'll have to get by without Fatini spelling it out to me.

Hehe. 'Fatini' - GYAC - I'm 6'4" and 11 stone.

what's your problem, cockend?

Fanboy Fred? I have no problem, bellend.

what's your problem, cockend?

Fanboy Fred?