Asparagus Piss

Did they make you deliver a load of Conti tyres? Against your better judgement.

Better judgement?
hippy?
He rides Shimano, FFS...

Damn right.. not of that dodgy Italian Fiat shit.. :P

I'd consider SRAM but only if no Campag riders say "ooh it looks nice" or some other bollocks about how pretty it would look on their ColnaPinacioccRosa

The forthcoming SRAM Asparagus 11spd gruppo is what I'm saving up for.

Superb ergonomics, smooth shifting, lightweight, makes your piss smell funny. It's pushing the envelope.

Style and tradition completely elude you, don't they?
:-)

You've been licking the envelopes..

Style and tradition completely elude you, don't they?
:-)

I'm of the Lance Armstrong generation.. EPO and DA FTW

Simplex and methamphetamine FTW.

It doesn't count if you explode half way up the mountain..

It doesn't count if you explode half way up the mountain..

Leading us straight back to asparagus...

You should drop the scepticism for once, and believe the fuck up.

In other news: aren't you a dad yet?

what do you mean, for once?
you need to prove the fuck up.

in other news : yes, i am indeed.

Did you keep that quiet, or did I miss the happy announcement?

Details?

i just don't go in for public announcements, is all.

Regarding proof, and assuming you're not suggesting I send you a urine sample, I'm awaiting a reply from an IoW asparagus grower...

inveterate liars, the lot of them.

My asparagus smells of piss.

My asparagus smells of piss.

Ha! And who said Genetically Modified vegetables were a silly idea?!

Ha! And who said Genetically Modified vegetables were a silly idea?!

Tom Archer.

You've been licking the envelopes..

Whereas you're still licking the windows...

Tom Archer.

From here?

The very same.
He went to court for trashing Brian Aldridge's GM corn...

he makes a good sausage, though.

Maybe, but at those prices? Festivals food is such a rip-off - I always take a packed lunch.

i haven't heard it in a while, so for that reason, i'm oot.

You're not missing much.

What other food are known to produce the same or similar odour? I have the Asparapiss but don't think I had Asparagus (or sugar puffs). I did go for a nice meal so had quite a few ingredients that could be culprits.