Asparagus Piss

Oh my god, that is such a shit photo. The expression on the guy's face is really fucking scary, like some sort of sinister clown, and the woman, well, she's hot but she looks brain damaged, and what the hell is she looking at? Jesus man how could such crap models get paid work, and how could any photographer upload such completely unnatural-looking crap to a stock agency and expect it to sell? The sad thing is that some idiot mug probably has bought the rights and used it in a magazine!

You're just bitter about women at the moment.
It'll pass...
;-/

my piss also smells of asparagus, from late April to Mid june.

Why not move to the Isle of Wight, and enjoy the penile asparagust for longer?

Oh my god, that is such a shit photo. The expression on the guy's face is really fucking scary, like some sort of sinister clown, and the woman, well, she's hot but she looks brain damaged, and what the hell is she looking at? Jesus man how could such crap models get paid work, and how could any photographer upload such completely unnatural-looking crap to a stock agency and expect it to sell? The sad thing is that some idiot mug probably has bought the rights and used it in a magazine!

Oh pipe down MessenJah, look how smoking that babe is!

Oh pipe down MessenJah, look how smoking that babe is!

You want to smell her piss, don't you.

Why not move to the Isle of Wight, and enjoy the penile asparagush for longer?
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You want to smell her piss, don't you.

just a quick sniff...

Where I focus on aroma, Winston focuses on urine.

Asparagus piss amuses me no end.

Are his armpits very sweaty? Certainly looks that way.

Does the sweat smell of asparagus?

Is she up for watersports?

I hear that St. Heston of Blumenthal saves up his asparagus wee, and puts it into a mister that he sprays around the dining room on asparagus days.

He puts his wee into a Mister?

Hmmmmm. Unsavoury behaviour.

My piss smells like diesel.. moving through to phosphine gas the closer I get to the weekend.
Should I worry?

He puts his wee into a Mister?

Hmmmmm. Unsavoury behaviour.

His name is certainly Teutonic enough to credit the 'watersports' theme...

My piss smells like diesel.. moving through to phosphine gas the closer I get to the weekend.
Should I worry?

With the price of fuel these days, I should say so!

hmmmmn I ate lots of aspaaragus last week and now my piss stinks.
but i think its more to do with to much shitty vodka in the weekend

With the price of fuel these days, I should say so!

I hear there's a market in grain fumigation for the phosphine though - reckon I could break even?

Why not move to the Isle of Wight, and enjoy the penile asparagust for longer?

well, because you've made the whole thing up, principally.

I hear there's a market in grain fumigation for the phosphine though - reckon I could break even?

Best to ask Heston Blumethane.
Maybe you could sell 'Aroma D'Hippy' in his Fat Duck restaurant?

Nah.. it will be available exclusively in Hippy's Lippy Chippy "No we don't have any fucking vinegar you inbred goat fiddler".

well, because you've made the whole thing up, principally.

You should drop the scepticism for once, and believe the fuck up.

In other news: aren't you a dad yet?

"No we don't have any fucking vinegar you inbred goat fiddler".

Tell the truth now. You work for Parcel Farce customer service, don't you!

Well, now at least you know why I dislike Parcel Arse so much and I no longer have to hide behind this false identity...

Did they make you deliver a load of Conti tyres? Against your better judgement.

They said they all had to go to Brick Lane Bikes.. it's NOT EVEN ON BRICK LANE!!!!

Fuck!