Asparagus Piss

I never eat vegetables, thus I find myself unable to participate in this poll...

I thought you were a fundamentalist vegan?

Anyway, on the subject of food which has weird pungent reactions to body chemistry...

Fenugreek!

Its supposed to be really good for you, especially if you have diabetes, increasing the power of your insulin etc..

Its eaten as a leaf green/spinach alternative in south asian cuisine. So I eat large portions of it occasionally, just 'cause ive really aquired the taste for it.

But my god, the pungent flavour is amplified by your body and you reek of it for at least a week. Especially all the fluids leaving your body.

You're twistin my methi, man.

I thought you were a fundamentalist vegan?

I can't imagine why you would think that - unless you're confusing 'vegan' and 'pedant'...

Another thing.
Are asparagus-induced farts known as asparaguffs?

I do eat an enormous amount of corn flakes and my piss does sometimes smell a bit Kellogs.

I do eat an enormous amount of corn flakes and my piss does sometimes smell a bit Kellogs.

Coffee has a similar effect on me. Only the strong stuff, and lots of it.

me too....

coffee makes me shit my pants.

coffee makes me shit my pants.

Can I suggest Tea?

well, luckily i'd been able to follow a similar thought process of my own accord, but thanks for your concern.

Tea makes rubbish underwear. Stick with pants.

@ ^^Him not ^Him
Good to know. Saves me making my next recommendation for pampers then.

I had apsaragus omelette topped with Lancashire cheese, with butternut squash on the side last night at 6pm...

over 24 hours later and my pee still smells, is this a record?

will update before bed-time.

You a bit bored now it's a bit wet outside winston?

not as bored as you.....took you less than 10 seconds to respond....are you trying to go for the forum quick draw title?

I read the forum using the 'recent post' searchy thing.. like the old vanilla forum.. yours just happened to be at the top. I've been out for a ride and I'm waiting before heading in to watch the Umbilical Brothers.. I even managed a bit of work today. That almost justifies my oxygen use.. :)