Cycling Appetite

I haven't.
I'm not.

I used to be bulimic.. without the purge bit.

It was serious question, fukko.

How long have you been riding at the level you're at now (or higher if it's dropped off a bit)

Huh? There are no serious questions on this forum you inhalant abuser.

My level now is "fucked" on the scale of ok -> fucked.

I only started training properly again at the start of this year or Nov/Dec last year?, although prior to that I was still quicker than anyone on Uxbridge Road. But that's only coz anyone coming back from Hillingdon was fucked from racing :)

yeah but you must have trained in the past..

despite the massive beer gut, you still look like a proper athlete

you still look like a proper athlete

I'm quoting that before you can edit it away :P

Yeah, I guess I was taking it seriously, though without proper coaching, for maybe 5-6 years. I started archery again when I moved to Melbourne but then gave it up once the racing took over my Sundays life. I did lots of reading and question asking so I like to think I have a bit of knowledge about what I should be doing but really I used to go out and ride hard all the time. Got Carl to focus my efforts in '05. Then left Oz and started competitive drinking after 4 months cycle touring.

I was always an active kid and I've always been a cyclist and competitive since I was a kid. I really wish I had started BMX racing when I was 6 like a wanted to. Feckin' parents and their feckin' poorly bank balances!

I did get into triathlon in the earlier days as well but back then I was more into archery. Cycling was just for getting to/from school (as fast as possible).

i spend the whole day eating

it's never too late to start racing BMX.

I'm too scared now. Same reason I never got into 4X or DH. I like my bones where they should be :)

I can eat more sugar than anyone else on earth.

When I was 15, I ate a whole 36-pack of kitkats in 4 hours, and that was long before I started cycling again. The best thing is I didn't even notice it - I was only disappointed that I'd run out of kitkats.

I have five table spoons of sugar on my cereal. Its the best with frosties.

swearing at cars...

I prefer to shout at bins.
(I can think of only one person on here who will get this, but I'd be delighted if there were more...)

@twelve: you may as well start paying your dentist in installments now.

@hippy: ever thought of putting your archery to use on bike theives? It would be such a waste of talent otherwise.

I have always had a fairly stable metabolism, low body fat, and reasonable stamina

That's not what your Missus says...
;-/

Just got back from a big cake making session with my kids: sugar, butter, flour and chocolate everywhere. My daughter will not be sleeping tonight, she can't sit still at the best of times but right now she's in chocolate overdrive! The crash will come.

Parenting skills. Who needs them when you can have fun with chocolate?

I prefer to shout at bins.

that made me think of a recycling bin i saw today in clapham common. It had a big sticker on it "DANGER! Do not climb into the bin". It made me laugh as i could well imagine the poor drunk bastard having some fun on a Saturday night.

Enlighten us Platini.

Chip buttie?

Is this some kind of challenge hippy? There isn't even any syrup on those chips. It just looks like you're giving that sandwich a passionate kiss.

I can fit a whole tescos deep fill chicken and stuffing sandwich in my mouth in one go (both triangles).

Sandwich eating comp at Souths on Monday?

I'm sure Steve won't mind as plenty of beer will be needed to wash them down with.

it's never too late to start racing BMX.

That's not what Norman Tebbit's missus says...

take the evening off, dear boy.
pour yourself a beaker of something relaxing and stuff the old briar full of condor.

put your feet up

Sandwich eating comp at Souths on Monday?

I'm sure Steve won't mind as plenty of beer will be needed to wash them down with.

Every time I eat a sandwich, it's a competition.

i used to throw folding chairs at buses.

today it was my mum and dads and mine and my girlfriend's joint birthday lunch thing out at my folks house in the suburbs. i ate so much that when my dad roped me into helping him build a shed on his allotment afterwards i sicked in my mouth from the relatively minor effort of holding a door.

my stomach is still as taught as a drum.

i'm now forcing heineken in as a lubricant.

I bet that's not the sort of kebab you thought you'd be eating that night?

when i first started out as a messenger, back in the states one of the girls at my company was studding to be a sports dietitian, and had us keep a food journal, and track our calorie intake, she broke it down for us by the day, and week.

I won the game, eating around 5.5k of calories a day, on average, and peaking at 7 k, i'm 6ft 6in, and have a 34 in waist, most of which is my nice ass and hips combo, i weight right around 180-200lbs. i don't know if this has any baring on the subject, but i eat a bit less now.

[quote=chris crash;338824

i'm 6ft 6in, and have a 34 in waist, most of which is my nice ass and hips combo, i weight right around 180-200lbs. I'm a Libra and I like long walks on the beach at sunset. My eyes are Bianchi blue. I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne. Just looking for some uncomplicated fun. PM me if you're interested. Ladies and convincing Tvs only.[/quote]

I think this should be in the Private section Chris.

i'm a Scorpio, dick.