Vice Student guide

"Then you lock it up outside a pub full of other bike pervs so they can dribble at it while everybody else in the world laughs and kicks it."

Tru dat.

stylist! get in here and defend your self...

vice can suck my massive fucking cock

bunch of bowl cut,ripped jeans wearing faggots

they should leave black metal alone too

Anything and everything's fair game for Vice. I remember about 8/9yrs ago they did a whole fashion shoot using downs syndrome kids!?!

Anything and everything's fair game for Vice. I remember about 8/9yrs ago they did a whole fashion shoot using downs syndrome kids!?!

I know it's bad, but i'd find that quite funny

"Then you lock it up outside a pub full of other bike pervs so they can dribble at it while everybody else in the world laughs and kicks it."

Tru dat.

I think that's bullshit. The only people that would laugh at that bike are snobbish couriers who believe fixed gear was intended only for the use of messengers and they must be black with shitty insulation tape wrapped all over it. i'm sure a few people who work for the magazine ride fixed any.

Weren't the downs people in the shoot from how's your news? Google it and it'll all make sense. Come on someone must have some more vice hate in em somewhere. I wanna hear some more ridiculous vastly generalising comments about it.

Gus is winning so far.

Someone in my band threw up on the stairs during one of their Manor House parties. Not really hateful, just appropriate.

Wooah hold up there buddy. Manor house parties have nothing to do with vice!! Not the ones I help with or the spatchcock ones.

someone is owed money for a stolen photo me thinks as well.

I think that's bullshit. The only people that would laugh at that bike are snobbish couriers who believe fixed gear was intended only for the use of messengers and they must be black with shitty insulation tape wrapped all over it. i'm sure a few people who work for the magazine ride fixed any.

It's electrical tape. And yes, I do find that bike laughable. Personification of "clown bike".

vice are wankers. recently they did a whole double spread on hipsters shitting themselves...
imagine the uproar there would be if that was in mens health or something! what a bunch of gutless twats

If it's cool to shit oneself, then my 16 month old son must be the best Hipster ever.
Without fail, everyday!
Unfortunately he doesn't have skinny jeans (even though you can get them for toddlers...so wrong!) and he's still working on the ironic moustache.

vice are wankers. recently they did a whole double spread on hipsters shitting themselves...
imagine the uproar there would be if that was in mens health or something! what a bunch of gutless twats

Your last sentence doesn't make sense. Of course there'd be uproar if it was in Men's Health and that's exactly why Vice can get away with it - besides, why are they gutless for doing it? Stupid and totally pointless yeah, but hardly gutless

does bollock-less sound better?

or how about tasteless?

Clueless?

Shoeless?

Tasteless will suffice

Elliot Ness
Loch Ness
Sheerness
Va*ness*a Feltz

Coat....

Joleon LESScott?

my work here is done