Vice Student guide

My Uncle has Downs, but he's never modeled for Vice!

"Then you lock it up outside a pub full of other bike pervs so they can dribble at it while everybody else in the world laughs and kicks it."

Tru dat.

Who da fuck is kicking bikes outside pubs!! Jeez. The youth today! Grrr.

hey man, were not all like that!

Well, I'm guessing you've not got Downs either. ;)

i dont think so, i often twitch and injure myself though.

i really can't work out if i like vice or not. it's sickmakingly self-aware, 'ironic' and dickeheaded of course, but it is pretty funny... i suppose just don't take too seriously. oh, and The Stylist's bike is still really nice (although not to everyone's taste).

I think you'll be ok. And the hurting yourself thing is just normal (unless you do it on purpose coz you're mad at the world/system/your parents etc.)

Actually I really like Vice, I like the fact that it gets peoples back's up and not everyone gets it. I also have a friend who writes for them and he's the coolest cat I know!

Sincere when has shitting yourself NOT been funny??

Since when has shitting yourself NOT been funny??

Since when has shitting yourself NOT been funny??

The second time you do it?

i often twitch and injure myself though.

Birdwatching fail...

There was a well good article in one of the weekend broadsheets about Vice, I think this was it, but seems cut. Anyone else remember it?

Good reading anyway:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/the-vice-squad-how-vice-magazine-became-the-new-teen-bible-876351.html

The thread about the F18 is actually full of bollocks - it doesn't seem as if anybody had actually seen one.
i.e It was stated that the F18 had no back padding - it does, and it's bloody comfy.
It was stated that it would fall apart within months - mine has done well over a thousand miles and still looks peachy.

I love my bag. It is totally waterproof, full of cool pockets, extension straps and zips. Plus it is made out of seatbelt straps, truck tarpaulins and inner tubes, which is just plain cool.

Wow! A courier bag that's lasted 1000 miles! So, a bit less than four weeks' work? :0)

bunch of bowl cut,ripped jeans wearing faggots

Irony? Post modern irony? Or just brainless cuntish hate filled shit?

...your mother works at McDonalds???

Are you the Editor?

You need to look at the Advice For New Members thread. Especially point no. 6.

I read Vice for the first time the other day.. It genuinely enraged me..

Among other things it had an interview with a Hiroshima survivor on one page and on the next it had an interview with a 70 year old Japanese porn star..

I'm about to go watch an episode of Nathan Barley, anyone wanna join me?

it had an interview with a Hiroshima survivor on one page and on the next it had an interview with a 70 year old Japanese porn star..

Now if they were one and the same person that would be a hell of a life story.

My mate works on Vice and I can assure you he's not like that - in fact I don't know anyone on Vice that's like that although you have just described the average Ted that hangs around Shoreditch/Hoxton

fuck you!

(i can't grow a moustache, and my self-hatred is a few notches down from that... maybe more jew driving a german car)

fuck you!

(i can't grow a moustache, and my self-hatred is a few notches down from that... maybe more jew driving a german car)

I fucking despair...
:-(

fancy a quick round of cock, muff, bumhole?

I'm about to go watch an episode of Nathan Barley, anyone wanna join me?

it's not good cos it's rude yeah, it's good cos it looks like it's good because it's rude?

fancy a quick round of cock, muff, bumhole?

Haven't you got a sermon to write, Reverend?

Vice = irony drenched painfully self-mockingly-aware Nathan Barleyesque studentzine that concerns itself with writing articles on which bags are being sported by TV music show presenters.

Pointless 'lifestyle' advice from self-appointed arbiters of taste. I quite like it.

I think the Stylists bike is fucking great, quite a bit of what they wrote is, to be honest, true, my only disappointment was that they didn't use a picture of my Argon 18.

Vice = irony drenched painfully self-mockingly-aware Nathan Barleyesque studentzine that concerns itself with writing articles on which bags are being sported by TV music show presenters.

Pointless 'lifestyle' advice from self-appointed arbiters of taste. I quite like it.

I think the Stylists bike is fucking great, quite a bit of what they wrote is, to be honest, true, my only disappointment was that they didn't use a picture of my Argon 18.

Which is lish. Put a pic up for us anyway

I think that's bullshit. The only people that would laugh at that bike are snobbish couriers who believe fixed gear was intended only for the use of messengers and they must be black with shitty insulation tape wrapped all over it. i'm sure a few people who work for the magazine ride fixed any.

ooh get her!