LCC Award nomination

and the underpant of eternity

if i could turn back time, i'd take back all those words that hurt you, and you'd say...

But BRM, do you believe in life after love?

I'm asking that question with gravitas and sincerity, and a little bit of auto-pitch correction.

and a little bit of auto-pitch correction.

Surely it'll take more than a little bit?

you get to own a small child of colour?

hahaha, thanks ed, made me laugh that one.

Surely it'll take more than a little bit?

Nah, my ear's better than Cher's.

and the underpant of eternity

Underpants cannot by definition be eternal - they can be sempiternal (without beginning or end / everlasting) but they can never be 'outside' of time as that would be a category error.

This is a much mined seam in modern philosophy, the underpants question.

Nah, my ear's better than Cher's.

It's not about intonation, it's a about the speed of pitch change, you simply can't sing your way to that kind of production magic, you gotta plug yo ass in.

Tynan - mining the seam of underpants for, oh ages.

...and then plugging his ass in.

It's not about intonation

There's no need to use that tone of voice with me, tynan.

Underpants cannot by definition be eternal - they can be sempiternal (without beginning or end / everlasting) but they can never be 'outside' of time as that would be a category error.

but The Underpants Of Eternity enable the wearer to exist "outside" of time.

hence the name..

they never soil.

Time Travellers Don't Shit.

There's no need to use that tone of voice with me, tynan.

Oh, I like it !

but The Underpants Of Eternity enable the wearer to exist "outside" of time.

hence the name..

they never soil.

Time Travellers Don't Shit.

I wore the underpants of eternity once, but only for the briefest of moments.

I wore the underpants of eternity once, but only for the briefest of moments.

I'm not buying any of of this - 'eternal' being outside of time means they have no temporal aspect, no 'moment', so you must have put on a standard pair and mistakenly thought them eternal, perhaps they were overly tight, this can often confuse people.

When you squeezed in did the twin moons rise across the night sky ?

Disregard - need my 5 nursery posts

For fuck's sake - Don't just post 5 useless, pointless, witless, waste-of-fucking-space idiot comments. Show us that there might just be some benefit from you joining the forum and bcoming part of the community.

You might be friendly, you might be funny, you might be helpful, you might need help - doesn't much matter - but this just makes you (and all others who keep bloody doing this) come across like an annoying assclown.

It's morons like him that make me think the NewYork forum has it right with their invite only policy.

cant wait to see the witty retorts and bollokings hell recieve when he actually creates a thread

If he's sensible he'll start a new ID and forget this one ever existed.

If he's sensible he'll take his own life and we can forget he/ she ever existed.

Fixed!

It's morons like him that make me think the NewYork forum has it right with their invite only policy.

the new york forum has it wrong with it's invite only policy.

The

N***ew York

i***ts

***>:(

cant wait to see the witty retorts and bollokings hell recieve when he actually creates a thread

I dare say his spelling and grammar might well surpass yours - the bar's set pretty low...
Would you like an exclamation mark for your post? Its tone is demanding one.

i do know how to spell, sometimes i just cant be fucked

<:)

AWARD FAIL

Just got this email:
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Dear Dave,

Re: LCC Awards 2008

Thank you very much for submitting your nomination for this year’s London Cycling Awards. We regret that your project did not win this time. The judges were impressed by the high standard of entries and choosing winners was a difficult decision. You can find details of the winning projects on our website.

The awards are an annual event. We look forward to your continued interest in the coming years. Details for next year’s awards programme will be published on our website in due course.

Sincerely,

Tom Bogdanowicz
Campaigns and Development Manager
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My reply:

*That's ridiculous, Tom

5,000 forum members say you got it wrong

Dave*

Aww man, we SUCK!