I confess...

Methinks the cretin doth protest too much.

i just googled 'wolfbagging' and now my life is ruined.

It works with veggie bacon substitutes too.

I got a puncture halfway home and Slained the rest of the way rather than change the tyre.

Never!? Don't you live centrally and work in the deep dark South? That is quite some walk, surely?

I work in Farringdon, live in Forest Hill, punctured in Brixton.

On the verge of activating my Facebook account... Someone please shoot me before I kill myself.

I'll shoot you a friend request xx

On the verge of activating my Facebook account... Someone please shoot me before I kill myself.

Ohhh... You bad boy you...

You could just keep it private and not invite everyone under the sun?

First World Problems

I won't accept an invite from you if that makes you feel better however?

Every little counts.

:-)

Rep'd

I work in Farringdon, live in Forest Hill, punctured in Brixton.

I meant work centrally and live in the South!

The first thing I thought when I saw the unveiled plans for the new Apple headquarters is that it looks like my FSA headset bearing. Need to get out more

Now I can't unsee it either. Thanks :/

That's Apple?

This is GCHQ

Not saying that the two are linked but...

I like to rip my bananas into halves (score the rip point and snap) and eat them open side - I don't like peeling them from the top.
I've just ripped one in to thirds...and I liked it...

So you admit it... Mind you, I have witnessed greater crimes against humanity.

I peel off the end and split them in three lengthways so I can be more like Eva Green in the Dreamers.

top 3 banana opening methods:

1) hold banana in two fists with your hands touching in the middle. Snap banana sharply in half. No need to score, 60% of the time it works every time. Danger level 2/5. Small potential for mushy banana. Only recommended for "just ripe" bananas.
2) hold stalk, peel from opposing end. Makes you feel like a gorilla. Would peel again. Danger level 0/5.
3) hold stalk with banana facing towards your face, flick banana away from you fast, snapping the stalk - banana carries on, you are holding banana stalk, with banana hanging from peel. Danger level 4/5. Banana/floor contact possible although not likely.

^^better than having a threesome with your brother I suppose

It was only sensual bathtime funtimes and you can't prove otherwise.

Bananas are cunts and should be disposed of with fire.

You're suppose to peel them before you eat them...

60% of the time it works every time.

Hm.

Bananas are cunts and should be disposed of with fire.

Mmmm, fire, cream and brandy that'll really help dispose of them.