I confess...

Oh my confession, I was filling out a survey for a dating site, it asked if I was into B&D, for the life of me I couldn't work out what it stood for, the only thought in my head was did bodieanddoyle get around so much that he bacame a fetish.

(I did work out what it was eventually)

You rang?

Maybe it's a fetish for curly hair?

Nothing wrong with curly hair.

In your teeth.

Oops I did it again.

Now what?

But you've only just bought that bike.

Oh no I didn't break anything this time :)

Confess or GTFO >>>

I've bought another frame.

I have not ridden a fixed gear bike for nearly a month.

I've not ridden one for nearly a year.

Does riding them on rollers count?

For the purpose of this discussion - yes it does.

Only recently learnt how to properly pronounce Fizik and Miche - "Physique" and "Mee-kay" instead of my previous efforts of "Fizzick" and "Meesh"...

Most people say Meesh. Fizz-eek is about right.

I confess. I posted just that I can use the PM system.

i confess, my girlfriend just bought me the london veledrome scalextric, and i'm bouncing around the house like a three year old

I cycled straight through a zebra crossing, with a bunch of suits on it who had started to cross, I suddenly clocked them and shouted "Sorry! Sorry!" but it was too late to stop. On Moorgate heading north just past Finsbury Sq, I was concentrating on moving and signalling to turn right into that side road that goes towards Pitfield St, completely failed to notice the crossing or them. :(

Someone once punched me at that crossing. After I had stopped to let them cross. Very odd.

That right turn was part of my commute for a few months. Did not like.

While cycling in this morning a stone fired out from under my tyre and whacked a parked car.

I didn't stop, didn't know which car it had hit.

Someone once punched me at that crossing. After I had stopped to let them cross. Very odd.
This is why you should always walk away when you see Brave.

I am a knightmare client

With spelling like that... i'm knot surprised.