I confess...

LOL

Downloaded this last night.
My partner and GTA V have inspired me

In what?
Buy low. Sell high. Dammit Johnson you're fired.

The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good.

I went in to a Halfords today.

I go past one twice a day on the commute.

I find them so sharp I am perpetually petrified of throwing myself over the handlebars.

You do know you can squeeze just a bit? And obviously you should never lean back, but keep your weight backwards, or practice doing sweet endos whenever possible, as I do on all of my bikes that will such things.

Riding with disc brakes scares the shit out of me.

Don't jam your Willy in the rotor and you should be fine.

Or touch the disc after some heavy breaking...

Ouchy burny...

Or combine both.

^Pervert...

Yay, so willy on rotor isn't perverse, only when it's hot?

#notapervertafterall

I see what I've been doing wrong.

The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good.

That's debatable.

I just bought some shares.

WAC etc.
Royal Mail?

The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good.

That's debatable.

I should point out at this point that I hold politically-left views, but work as a programmer for a bank.

I should get a therapist.

I should point out at this point that I hold politically-left views, but work as a programmer for a bank.

I should get a therapist.

You also don't get the Gordon Gekko quote... ;-)

You also don't get the Gordon Gekko quote... ;-)

I've watched more IT-themed movies than Corporation-themes movies.

Wargames, 2001:ASO, Office Space, The Matrix, Bourne...

In the light of Manning and Snowden I consider the Bourne series a Gedankenexperiment which is 95% based on concepts, tech and designs that are already proven or theoretically sound.

Royal Mail?

No, although by the sounds of the fuss that's being made, maybe I should have...

This evening I had to go to Brighton to pick up a load of very rare and very valuable material of a certain iconic punk band for the exhibition I'm organising. I didn't get back to London until quite late so came straight home with it all.

There were two t-shirts included in the package and I may have tried them on and pranced around my bedroom and taken some mirror selfies.

I've ridden a bike 6 times in the last 6 weeks...

"...There was one t-shirts included in the package and I may have tried it on and pranced around my bedroom and taken some mirror selfies."

Ftfy!

I haven't ridden since captain taxi cunt knocked me off a week ago and I'm getting withdrawal symptoms

This evening I had to go to Brighton to pick up a load of very rare and very valuable material of a certain iconic punk band for the exhibition I'm organising. I didn't get back to London until quite late so came straight home with it all.

There were two t-shirts included in the package and I may have tried them on and pranced around my bedroom and taken some mirror selfies.

And you didn't come and say hello. So disappoint...

This evening I had to go to Brighton to pick up a load of very rare and very valuable material of a certain iconic punk band for the exhibition I'm organising. I didn't get back to London until quite late so came straight home with it all.

There were two t-shirts included in the package and I may have tried them on and pranced around my bedroom and taken some mirror selfies.

Not sure how I'd feel about being that close to Lydon's sweat.

I keep having dreams about my housemates bottom, without the rest of her.

I'm not even gay