I confess...

Over the weekend I stole 3 hotel towels to clean my bike

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Over the weekend I stole 3 hotel towels to clean my bike.

you shouldn't let your bike have baths/showers it'll fuck up it's bearings.

least he look em to a hotel, all mine gets is a garden & bucket

I broke the handle of my opinel batoning it through a log with a wine bottle. Needless to say it was empty.

Hilarious but I don't understand. Why did you want to look inside a log, and why baton a knife into it?

lool I may have a spare #5 if you need it...

least he look em to a hotel, all mine gets is a garden & bucket

Well, Premier Inn.
My bike's not a fancy, doesn't take a lot to romance it.

I broke the handle of my opinel batoning it through a log with a wine bottle. Needless to say it was empty.

you didn't stand a hope in 'ell really.

I left my road helmet at uni, so for the past two weeks all my road rides have taken place wearing a peaked Giro Hex.

I drafted a roadie all the way home from London Bridge yesterday...
I feel bad.

But I do plan to draft off someone all the way to brighton :)

A roadie overtook me at the bottom of the hill on Monday morning, so I drafted him for the next mile, over a railway bridge.

I was riding a massive chopper. He said nice bike as he overtook. I don't think my slipstreaming was that effective, with my back almost vertical.

Made In Chelsea
love that shit! omg ollie!

Recently I've caught myself interlacing my fingers just like Ed's avatar when reading the forum at my standing desk at work.

Damn, I actually did it just then

Just ate my first gel....

any good bro?

Tasty, bought some for my first Brighton slide but knew I wouldn't make it home without tasting one.

I am completely and utterly bladdered. I am soooooooooooooo going to regret this in th morning,

You should still be just drunk enough in the morning that you don't give a shit.

I am about that, i need to find someone. to hate and then forget why i'm hating them

Spellcheck covers some sins.

Incoherence, unhappily, isn't one of them.

You are correct, what the fuck was I on about?

....my commitment issues extend to having 'trouble' fitting ferrules on my cable ends

I'm starting to be able to trackstand a bit, when it works I can hold it still for 10 or 20 seconds between wobbles. Sometimes a pedestrian looks at me and does a bit of a double take. From bitter experience I know what's coming next: they're in shock and awe not at my trackstanding but at my lime green pogies. But maybe this time it will be different ...

"Nice oven gloves mate, hur hur hur"