I confess...

I confess that I've spent the last ten minutes getting my 9 year old to tell me how much he likes sausage. How he'd like to stuff as many into his mouth as possible, how he'd love to go to a sausage party.

Lol

^^ best dad ever.

^^^i just had to explain to my flatmate what I was laughing about. #whatwebsiteyouonagain?

Excellent parenting.

I confess that I've spent the last ten minutes getting my 9 year old to tell me how much he likes sausage. How he'd like to stuff as many into his mouth as possible, how he'd love to go to a sausage party.

I'm writing this down for when I'm a dad.

I'm going to flip my stem and put risers on the Fort..
The HHSB lot are going to tell me off...

Risers are fine but a flipped stem will only upset the gods.

^ I know...
TM aint gunna be happy

I still have stabilisers on my fixie

3 Macky Ds meals in 12 hours.

Ewwwwwwwwww.
6 two for twos in one sitting.

I'm already trying to decide what next year's bike purchase will be :-/

If only I could plan the rest of my life so well in advance.

I didn't cycle to work today because I am hungover and it was raining.

I have regretted it all morning, and will continue to regret it through into the afternoon.
The pinnacle of regret will arrive at about 16:30/17:00 when I will leave work, most likely in glorious sunshine, and I have to go underground.

I might walk home.

I'm thinking of going tubular* to stop myself from skidding.

With a brake.

Funny!

i'm slowly stealing first-aid kit items from work, and paper

Do it quickly and with swagger. No-one will question it.

I killed Meredith Kercher

When I read that surname I sing it like that chas and Dave song.

Gercha.

..i confess, i've never worn a baselayer jersey. ever.

bad cyclist?

Yep^

i'm slowly stealing first-aid kit items from work, and paper

I'm slowly building up a full kit with what A&E departments and the local GP give me at the moment.

Or so it would seem. :-(

(The codeine based pain killers are always a win however)

Today is the first ride of the year that I'm not wearing a gilet.

Bodyfat, y u no keep me warm?

I drank Bulmers yesterday.
Twice.