I confess...

Perfectly reliable news source, nothing wrong with that.

*Must resist trolling "In theNews" thread.

I think DFP has beaten you to it.

All parks are fun in the dark, until someone loses a testicle :/

fixed

What the fuck...

I don't know what ftfy means...

Fisted to fix you.

*Googles ftfy

Fixed that for you.

ftfy.

Me too. Coming back from Easts, both lights, batteries died AND i snapped the backup light mount. hyde park in darkness is great though.

Was this last night? My Cateye (wobbly piece of shit) fell off as I flew (superman, check it) down Holland Park Ave.

I watched it sit there in the middle of the road blinking at me whilst waiting to u-turn for it. Surprised no one ran it over just for fun.

Don't buy cateye lights.

yes :(
too early to call, but suspect lfgss summer cap curse?!...

I don't have an lfgss cap. I do have a Cateye covered in fresh electrical tape this morning though.

Cateye are my new Continental.. .

yes :(
too early to call, but suspect lfgss summer cap curse?!...

Sssh, my headset came loose this morning and I'm going to blame it on immigrant pixies...

It occurred to me as I put some hot cross buns in my shopping basket this evening in Sainsbury that 10 years ago I recall doing roughly the same thing- except that time I was bouncing a cheque to buy enough booze and tobacco to see me through the long weekend.

TImes change, and I'll feel better tomorrow morning than I did on Good Friday 10 years ago.

Good man.

Hot cross buns are way better than booze and tobacco!

I can never get the raisins to stay lit and the bun just muddies my pint.

It occurred to me as I put some hot cross buns in my shopping basket this evening in Sainsbury that 10 years ago I recall doing roughly the same thing- except that time I was bouncing a cheque to buy enough booze and tobacco to see me through the long weekend.

TImes change, and I'll feel better tomorrow morning than I did on Good Friday 10 years ago.

End of the week Thursday smiles. Have some rep

Iain's just given me a large glass of whisky, which I have secretly ruined by pouring half a can of diet coke into it. Don't tell him!

Cheap crap blend I hope... :(*

*11) Thou shall not fuck with nice whisky.

On the light falling off thing, my rear light got really loose and started rattling the other day as I was just round the road from my destination. "It'll be fine, I'm there in a sec" Heard a crack and turned round to see it bounce off the road and go under a bus.

Cursed...

Crushed...

I forgot my lights but rode home anyway.

I did that the other day so I drafted a McDonalds employee who had lights (but was going 12 mph) for about 10 miles.

Over the weekend I stole 3 hotel towels to clean my bike and ate 2 BigMac meals in bed.

It also turns out that if you keep asking for water in Cardiff McDonalds, they'll give you up to 5 cups of water with monopoly stickers before asking if you're taking the piss.

I loved Thatcher in an intimate way I've loved no other, any jokes I make at her expense are just a facade to attempt to cover the deep, yearning hole that has been carved into my very soul by the news of her passing.

^^ After 5 cups of water, you're more like to be producing the piss...