I confess...

I hope Gary Barlow is a tramp you regularly see pissing in the gutter as you cycle by, or a convicted arsonist or a pet name for James' penis and not who I think you mean because anything would be less shameful than that.

you take that back for goodness sake!

Nipples thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I actually clicked on this ^

I hope Gary Barlow is a tramp you regularly see pissing in the gutter as you cycle by, or a convicted arsonist or a pet name for James' penis and not who I think you mean because anything would be less shameful than that.

you take that back for goodness sake!

Indeed Will, It Only Takes a Minute.

I actually quite like some of Bruno Mars' songs.

Does this alone qualify me for the Middle Aged thread? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

no, euthanasia

good call

This.

Going postal has never seemed so appealing.

Flying planes into buildings now seems a fairly reasonable option.

I'm not depressed or anything, but I just think the whole world needs a right good kick up the arse.
The problem is, when anything epic and spectacular and life changing does occur (Arab Spring, etc) the press goes and fucks the whole thing up by giddily rolling around in the story like a dog in cow shit until the whole thing is blurred and smeared everywhere.

I want something epic to happen that just makes the press gape like terrified children, something that stops people acting like proper cunts to each other, that puts life back in perspective.

2001 A Space Odyssey kind of thing.

Easy. You just need to rid the planet of the internet for 6months, thus allowing genuine scenes, music and movements the time and space to grow as opposed to complete rinsin everything gets now. Plus no more fucking cameras. Facebook is chuck full of folk not eating but taking pictures of everything they've ordered. Protests are full of people standing around taking images. Even the football is full of people with fucking cameras. Live your lives- not recording it.

good news: I feel more mentally stable.

Oh I confess: Everytime I have a broom stick, I can't help tying tin foil around my gulliver like a headband I try and break dance with it...

Breakin' Turbo Broom Dance - YouTube

That's just normal.

You're a pervert if you dawdle along behind other riders to sniff their farts or take cuttings of their hair.

Not that I'd actually know...

Indeed sniffing her saddle long after she's/he's left it locked up outside Tesco.

Oh I confess: Everytime I have a broom stick, I can't help tying tin foil around my gulliver like a headband I try and break dance with it...

Mental image...

I thought this forum was more hostile than it actually is for a couple of weeks after joining before I figured out that 'ftfy' doesn't stand for Fuck This (and) Fuck You.

i thought this forum was more hostile than it actually is for a couple of weeks after joining before i figured out that 'ftfy' does stand for fuck this (and) fuck you.

ftfy.

ftfy.

Hey, ftfy too, buddy!

ftafy.

ftfy

I have a stinking hangover after seeing the Fall at the indigo2 last night. I'm talking the kind where your skin smells of alcohol and your teeth are covered in plastic

I have a stinking hangover after seeing the Fall at the indigo2 last night. I'm talking the kind where your skin smells of alcohol and your teeth are covered in plastic

sounds good,
did they play 'totally wired'
can you remember?

I don't have a girlfriend.

This was a nice simple existence.

This lasted a while.

I liked it that way.

I kissed my friend.

My friend is very excellent,

smart

beautiful,

and rolls a mean joint,

I now kind of want a girlfriend.

And some meaningful feelings and stuff...

dancing james' words give me hope that the above wishes are a GOOD thing and things will be alright...

sigh

O'rly? I know of this cracking website...

I thought this forum was more hostile than it actually is for a couple of weeks after joining before I figured out that 'ftfy' doesn't stand for Fuck This (and) Fuck You.

wac

sounds good,
did they play 'totally wired'
can you remember?

I think they did it as their encore, but I was quite quite steaming by then :P

After over 30 yrs on the planet I only just learned that Harry is short for Henry apparently. How the fuck does that work?

Heno maybe. Not Harry. That being short for Harold makes way more sense.

Either way I can't believe I didn't know that.

I actually clicked on this ^

so did i,ha

After over 30 yrs on the planet I only just learned that Harry is short for Henry apparently. How the fuck does that work?

So is "Hank" as in Henry Williams, the country singer.

so did i,ha

There's always someone. :)

So is "Hank" as in Henry Williams, the country singer.

Don't ask me. I think I've clearly demonstrated I know f**k all when it comes to the diminutives of names.