I confess...

@Luci - The samurai sword should be reserved for when all hope is lost and you can perform seppuku instead of giving up your life at the hands of the undead. Otherwise, it'll go blunt fairly quickly.

In List

1. In
   
2. In
   
3. In
   
   

Not In

1. Not in
   2.
   
   
   

Undecided

1. erm..
   
   

Out Afterall

1. Out
   
   

LBW

1. Leg Before Wicket
   

The idea of AT-AT's striding over the horizon is just the kind of shit I'm on about.
Good call.

That'd do it. I want a samurai sword, a pump action shotgun and a well stocked shopping center.

I'm in, but only if I can have a lightsaber too.

That'd do it. I want a samurai sword, a pump action shotgun and a well stocked shopping center.

Don't forget your bike.

Also sod the samurai sword - I want to go Arthurian on their arse:

http://www.grahamphillips.net/Trail/7_Excalibur.htm

And don't forget your bike! (point number 6)

http://www.cracked.com/article_19325_6-technologies-conspicuously-absent-from-sci-fi-movies.html

And don't forget your bike! (point number 6)

http://www.cracked.com/article_19325_6-technologies-conspicuously-absent-from-sci-fi-movies.html

In the book Swan Song by Robert R McCammon, the devil appears on earth and tootles around on a road bike, wearing a smart suit and accompanied by a pack of wolves.

The baddies always get the best shit.

I confess to regularly looking at the Spotted thread despite not having met more than a dozen of you lovely folks in the real world and having a very unremarkable single speed bike. It's as if I expect my behind the scenes socially awkward involvement in this forum to create a type of telepathic bond or aura which will make me identifiable to other forum types.

... While I'm on it I also confess to occasionally looking on the Bad Cyclists thread too (to see whether I was ironically spotted being a dick earlier that day). Happy to say I have yet to make an appearance there.

I confess to regularly looking at the Spotted thread despite not having met more than a dozen of you lovely folks in the real world and having a very unremarkable single speed bike. It's as if I expect my behind the scenes socially awkward involvement in this forum to create a type of telepathic bond or aura which will make me identifiable to other forum types.

... While I'm on it I also confess to occasionally looking on the Bad Cyclists thread too (to see whether I was ironically spotted being a dick earlier that day). Happy to say I have yet to make an appearance there.

Man i know that feeling of the behind the scenes social awkwardness. except i've only met two peeps on here. But i'm always on the lookout. For riders with the LFGSS aura.

Which part of London do you run around in? And what is the steed you ride? I'll keep a look out for you and smile if i ever see you...

Ha ok. Let's do slightly nervous two person 'Spotted'. I'm a beardy chap who trundles about on a brown Raleigh Esquire frame all single speeded up with sort of North Road bars and an old style Carradice saddle bag. Or alternatively I'm a beardy chap nipping about (or most likely recovering from a lung busting trundle to the Epping tea shack) on a lovely but admittedly increasingly well ridden pearl white 80s Pinarello. Mostly East London, sometimes Kennington / Elephant and bridges in between.

You?

I'm a fucking pervert...

Attractive girl swings out on a nice SS in front of me on the OKR this morning.. I could of just leisurely passed her but I found myself hanging back to stare at her practically transparent tights which revealed a lacy G-String..

When I did overtake I considered telling her about the transparency but I thought she might think I was a pervert.

Which I am..

pictures or it didn't....

Is that why people wear headcams?

logs on to Amazon

I'm a fucking pervert...

Attractive girl swings out on a nice SS in front of me on the OKR this morning.. I could of just leisurely passed her but I found myself hanging back to stare at her practically transparent tights which revealed a lacy G-String..

When I did overtake I considered telling her about the transparency but I thought she might think I was a pervert.

Which I am..

That's just normal.

You're a pervert if you dawdle along behind other riders to sniff their farts or take cuttings of their hair.

Not that I'd actually know...

Well. That's a weight lifted then..

Thanks Luci..

It's what I'm here for.

You're a pervert if you dawdle along behind other riders to sniff their farts or take cuttings of their hair.

It's what I'm here for.

I knew it.

My how fruity this thread has become.

I'll add to that - I have a soft spot for Gary Barlow.

I hope Gary Barlow is a tramp you regularly see pissing in the gutter as you cycle by, or a convicted arsonist or a pet name for James' penis and not who I think you mean because anything would be less shameful than that.

I hope Gary Barlow is a tramp you regularly see pissing in the gutter as you cycle by, or a convicted arsonist or a pet name for James' penis and not who I think you mean because anything would be less shameful than that.

Repped!

(I know you've always had a thing for Jason Orange, Will)

aka James' penis?

Oh come on Will! How can you resist this?

What's going on with his nipples? They appear to be trying to look at his feet.

At least they're not inverted...?!

So to clarify, do you mean to say it's not perfectly normal to name your manhood after members of Take That?

#shelteredallgirlsschooleducation

Nipples thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>