Fact of the day

The average age of a homosexual is 19.

people in glass houses want to be looked at, and grow faster than those outside.

Tea is a drink that is best served in a china cup, as the chinese in it allows you to enjoy the experience more.

When phones beep they are actually talking to each other about us, not to us.

"Cheese" is what happens when cows think about death.

"Cheese" is what happens when cows think about death.

This is why cheeseburgers are deeply ironic.

The most used term in a Google internet search is 'show me video film of the wassup frogs please'.

If you copy and search that phrase, including the quotation marks, into Google the first result is this thread.

FACT

Jesus wept because he was chopping onions.

people in glass houses want to be looked at, and grow faster than those outside.

The people that live in a glass house near a friend of mine put one of those scrolling LED displays above their kitchen, with quotations and stuff on it.

As you walked past, you read the display instead of looking at them walking around in a towel or picking their nose.

Jesus wept because he was chopping onions.

What's the difference between an onion and bagpipes?

• People cry when you cut up an onion.
  

Babies are just miniature men inside a kind of baby thing - didn't catch the exact details.

Crying is when your eyes are upset - you can test this out by kicking someone in the 'Benson & Hedges'.

When people die they tend to take less holidays and spend less on luxury items.

The Germans are planning to kick off again.

Well, they did beat us last time, may as well play to their strengths.

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48 % of the pubic hair on your body isn't yours

Thank god, I thought I was turning ginger.

Thank god, I thought I was turning ginger.

BRM's African Sunset in your pants. Dark (or bright orange) times.

Pain is your body's way of telling you to try harder.

Bogies are 60% dust and dust is 50% human skin. That means if you eat one you might be eating the skin of a tramp or an american or something depending on who you have been hanging about with recently.

Lenny has been reading this thread for 3 days

FACT

Slugs have four noses.

and 7 anuses, one for each food type..

Before you question. Slugs taste also though smell giving them additional food groups to humans salt, sweet, sour etc

rats can tell the difference between two human languages.