Fact of the day

Most of these facts aren't

Eagles mate while airborne.

Peruvian Marmots can tell the difference between Human leaugue and Phil Oakeys Solo work, based on their unique understanding of the frequencys used in the prophet 5 synthesiser

fucking hell!!!

Paper was invented by chinese people to dry their eyes during windy days

Pip has a soft spot for the Spurs. FACT!

At room temperature, the average air molecule travels at the speed of a rifle bullet.

Greek men grow enough toenail in their life to be able to comfortably stuff a medium sized pony. A practice they still carry out in Mexico

At room temperature, the average air molecule travels at the speed of a rifle bullet.

Some of these are possibly true, but this one is just pure bull!

whatever. Fact!

"humdinger" is the longest word in the english language to have a number of letters in a predetermined order whilst sounding rude

The Puritans forbade the singing of Christmas carols.

"humdinger" is the longest word in the english language to have a number of letters in a predetermined order whilst sounding rude

Wrong, smiles is the longest word in the English dictionary.

Wednesday is the longest day of the week.

Before 1941, fingerprints were not accepted as evidence in court.

The paper used to print this page you are reading came from renewable sources*

(* Otters teeth)

The first patented condom was meant to be reused.

The english word "Waterproof" is dervied from the words Water and Proof, Proof being the latin for a man who frequently attempts bum sex, Water from the greek verb to make fun.

Brings a whole new meaning to waterproof trousers doesn't it..

Your tounge is the only muscle in your body attached at one end...

now i would disagree with this....

The highest quality of breast implants are made from little russians peoples breasts and put inside the 'white' ones. the nipples and different flavours can then be connected up, but sometimes the chocolate one doesn't work as Russians don't like chocolate much.

You want these:

I do!

The highest quality of breast implants are made from little russians peoples breasts and put inside the 'white' ones. the nipples and different flavours can then be connected up, but sometimes the chocolate one doesn't work as Russians don't like chocolate much.

its not they don't like it, its just too cold, Chocolate is chemically unstable at low temperatures, hence the popular russian saying "blow your tits off"

Only if you have diphallasparatus.