Fact of the day

Philosopher is the fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

I'm going for this one, it's got a bar

Sweet, and a bell! Liking it, liking it...

Haha ;)

I'm going for this one, it's got a bar

Be sure that the bell works.

The most used term in a Google internet search is 'show me video film of the wassup frogs please'.

The most used term in a Google internet search is 'show me video film of the wassup frogs please'.

i thought it was crazy frog

If you want to start a band in the UK in the year 2024 you must pay a 'goth tax' it is a small levy to recompense the people damaged by goth music in the 1980s.

The average UK wage (after inflation and tax and scurvy) is surprisingly only £240 a year, this is not widely known as most people, when asked, claim to earn much much more when they are down the battlecruiser - so they can 'cop a feel'.

The 'pint' (the standard UK drinking unit) comes from the word 'pint' meaning a pint of liquid.

Hence the phrase, get me a 'pint' and I will sort you out when my 'compo' comes through.

The English footballer Wayne Bridge was originally a road crossing.

Beware of vicious gangs of keep left signs....

Tynan, I understand your concern; I think this short film will answer many of your questions:

YouTube- David Banner - Cadillac On 22's

Alcohol's not a drug, it's a drink.

This forum is much more enjoyable when you put Edscoble on ignore

What did he ^^ say?

Ha! ;-)

48% of adult britons are single.

losers

48% of adult britons are single.

98% of these are male.

shit that means there are only 3 single girls in the whole country! bet they are mingers

....4 actually, must not forget Cheryl Cole

Just found this one:

the poor little lamb, wonder if she'll go back to being a racist puncher of toilet attendents when she reverts to being a Tweedy