Fact of the day

People contain a slightly smaller person - just one skin thickness smaller.

People contain a slightly smaller person - just one skin thickness smaller.

I think this is the first true one.

Posts made on LFGSS contain a secret ingredient that makes any lie seem plausible to readers.

Magnets enforce their powers of attraction through a complex process of negotiation and deal making with ferrous metals looking for a 'way out'.

A smile is a curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Tynan is really a computer

Dictionary is the place where divorce comes before marriage.

If you pull the skin off an onion it will cry - but when it sees that it is a baby underneath it will usually start laughing, like an onion.

^ that last one actually made me lol

Tears is the hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.

Less than 4% of all adults in the UK live under water, but we spend around 12% of GDP looking for them.

Well I may drink tea, and eat cake but prefer to tap dance with people in roller blades

Keyboards on computers have been getting smaller by as much as 2-3% a year, it is thought that by the year 2018 people will have to start sharpening their fingers like they might a pencil - especially the people will big fat fingers like sausages.

Experience is the name men give to their mistakes.

Most people have, on average, 200 teeth but most only display 30 or so at a time.

Ecstasy a feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Toothache is simply a pain in your tooth, but sometimes children fake toothache so they can avoid going to school and instead wage a war of hate on tadpoles.

Compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

In London, you are never more than 6ft away from a DJ.

giggle/spaff.

Divorce is the future tense of marriage.

It is very likely that everyone on this forum will be dead and buried in the ground within 70 years.
All of us in the soil together with closed eyes forever.

Except for me, I am going to buried in a tree.

And I am going to make them tape my eyes open so I can see shit.

Pessimist is the person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

Except for me, I am going to buried in a tree.

And I am going to make them tape my eyes open so I can see shit.

Fuck yeah!

writes down in notebook

Fuck yeah!

writes down in notebook