Fact of the day

Most humans descended from a monkey called Alan in the Bible.

Originally there were 168 days in a week, but these were too short, only an hour each, which played havoc with things like shopping and News at Ten, that is why we now only have 9.

Racism will not be tolerated on this forum.

Racist

Racist

There is nothing fundamentally wrong with racism, you tend to find it's only the darkies and the Spanish who complain.

Most of the American national ice hocket team are called either Ryan or Brian.

There is nothing fundamentally wrong with racism, you tend to find it's only the darkies and the Spanish who complain.

Racist, again!

Women can be fooled into servitude and marriage with gold and diamonds, much like the Magpie's attraction to jewellery a woman can be entranced and then enslaved with as little as £30 worth of trinkets.

Most of the American national ice hocket team are called either Ryan or Brian.

Sometimes, even Oliver Schick makes mistakes.

:)

how many trinkets for £30?

http://www.pha.jhu.edu/%7Emspecian/Stuffed%20Animals%20and%20Trinkets.jpg

Originally coins were made from soil, but over the years it become apparent that people were making there own, that is why they are now made from coins.

how many trinkets for £30?

Well, you can either get three little ones for a tenner each or a big one, they both work as well as each other, I usually use a big one, I have got it on the end of some string.

Sometimes, even Oliver Schick makes mistakes.

:)

I had to make sure it wasn't Googleable, those guys are hard nuts and they have long sticks.

Maths was originally invented to compete with words as words thought they run tings.

1 out of every 40 people are dead.

Well, you can either get three little ones for a tenner each or a big one, they both work as well as each other, I usually use a big one, I have got it on the end of some string.

this works for me:

see? already you are interested and want me.

Music is used by the military to 'jolly' things up at the annual Christmas party, this militarization of music is in direct breach on the UN convention on Human Rights.

see? already you are interested and want me.

I have to admit, there is a party in my trousers right now and I can't for the life of me tell you why.

its the buttons and beads combination. thats the trick.

The Queen is a mammal who we provide extra food and luxuries for - so as to keep her from attacking her staff.

but i can only see buttons....where are the BEADS??!!

obama on a rope

The police are working for a more equitable society.

There is a party in my tummy.

Book contain words, the purpose is to store them so they don't fall on the floor.

Carrots have no nutritional value, any claimed healthy benefits are overstated by the Let'sLieAboutCarrots™ lobbying group.