Fact of the day

The pigs wanna kill the kids.

The houses of Parliament are built almost entirely from the bones of working class children.

The houses of Parliament are built almost entirely from the boners of working class children.

those paedos sicken me.

Eggs were originally designed as miniature houses for baby chickens, but are now more popular as 'scotch' eggs.

The Earth is owned by the moon, but not being able to speak or write cannot stake it's claim.

To make cabbages, the police buy coleslaw and wash all the creamy stuff off, then glue it together.

Although your mind and body sleep at night, your fingers never do, sometimes if you wake up in the night you can catch them "mucking around".

In London, you are never more than 6ft away from a DJ.

Your feet are older than your head.

Keys were designed to open locks, you will find that many people use them to open doors on cars or 'halfway houses' - but they can also be used to stab at people.

tynan doesn't know that there can only be one 'fact of the day'.

Although your mind and body sleep at night, your fingers never do, sometimes if you wake up in the night you can catch them "mucking around".

lolz repped

There are some secret numbers that the scientists don't tell you about for fear that they might be used for 'bad'.

For instance between 8 and 9 there is a secret number called 'eigine' - it is used in metallurgy as a numerical alloy.

tynan doesn't know that there can only be one 'fact of the day'.

Attribute these facts to whichever day you wish, there are a lot of days currently without facts.

31trum's a cunt

fact

Children go to the toilet in their clothes, there is no toilet there, just clothes, so they are actually just going to the toilet in their clothes.

The colours of the rainbow are all based on fruit juice flavours - except for brown which is not part of the standard rainbow.

Oliver Schick knows that there can only be one 'fact of the day'.

You can make a foreign person, by mating a dog with a criminal.

Attribute these facts to whichever day you wish, there are a lot of days currently without facts.

There is only one day, as clearly shown by the definite article in the thread title.

^> Two of the three facts I have stated cannot be facts.

The colours of the rainbow are all based on fruit juice flavours - except for brown which is not part of the standard rainbow.

Racist

To make cabbages, the police buy coleslaw and wash all the creamy stuff off, then glue it together.

This does not always work, the other day James Martin clearly had creamy stuff on his chin on Saturday Morning Kitchen

Tynan, you fucking legend.

Tynan, you fucking legend.

Racism will not be tolerated on this forum.