Fact of the day

Israel is full of Jews.

The moon is exactly 200 years old.

The tallest building in the world is London's world famous 'Post Office Tower' - it is said that if you were able to go to the top you could see Australia.

Poems were originally made to confuse the enemy before mating.

Most people have secret toes and fingers, but they keep them hidden so as not to arouse suspicion.

The tallest building in the world is London's world famous 'Post Office Tower' - it is said that if you were able to go to the top you could see Australia.

IF you were able... thats a big if. They don't let you on it anymore after that guy reached up and caught that plane in his net.

IF you were able... thats a big if. They don't let you on it anymore after that guy reached up and caught that plane in his net.

It wasent a plane. It was a jumping elephant.

IF you were able... thats a big if. They don't let you on it anymore after that guy reached up and caught that plane in his net.

There is a secret passage up the back way.

There is a secret passage up the back way.

Yeah but those stairs are greasy. One slip and its all over.

cost of Iraq war $3000 billion.....!!!!
Feed and educate every child in developing world for 5 years $465 billion....
Save the Amazon rainforest $21.....billion
feed every child in the world for a year $54....billion
Convert world to solar power and renewable energy $515.....billion
Cancel Africas debt....$200.......billion

Big Ben in London's Parliament is an old decommissioned Victorian missile, it was accidentally set off in 1987 and landed in St Albans, it took 14 days to get it back.

Big Ben in London's Parliament is an old decommissioned Victorian missile, it was accidentally set off in 1987 and landed in St Albans, it took 14 days to get it back.

That's bollocks! It was '86

Yeah but those stairs are greasy. One slip and its all over.

You can get one of the StairWoman to run up with you on their back.

There are 475 hairs on my left leg.

474.

473.

You can get one of the StairWoman to run up with you on their back.

Good luck. Most of those stairwomen retired when the shares they were given in the Post Office matured. Heard they bought a villa in Mykynthos together and run an internet cafe now for ex-pats.

And that internet cafe has no stairs. Eh? Poignant ending.

Tell us more Tynan.

p.s. the idea of Jesus getting "caught" made me roflolomg little snot bubbles of joy.

Turkey is an Islamic country near Greece and not, despite the popular misconception, a sort of bird.

The population density of the Outer Hebrides is in fact lower than that of Tokyo.

your earlobes are the in same vertical plane as your nipples

Did you do the news paper test?

cost of Iraq war $3000 billion.....!!!!
Feed and educate every child in developing world for 5 years $465 billion....
Save the Amazon rainforest $21.....billion
feed every child in the world for a year $54....billion
Convert world to solar power and renewable energy $515.....billion
Cancel Africas debt....$200.......billion

The day following President Bush's second "State Of The Union" address, George W. strode into his office where defence secretary Gates was waiting for him.

"What's the latest news from Iraq, Bobby?"

"Not too good, Mr. President. There was another attack on our troops."

"Really?" said the president, raising one eyebrow. "How bad?"

"Thirty two soldiers were injured, sir. And 1 is missing. Also, 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

Bush went pale and his legs buckled. He let out a small gasp as he fell to the presidential carpet. Secretary Gates helped the President to his feet and handed him some water. Bush steadied himself on the desk. "Bobby, you wanna run that by me again?"

"Thirty two injured, 1 missing. 2 Brazilian soldiers killed."

"Geeze! We need to address the people again! Right away!" Bush mopped his brow with the palm of his hand. "We're gonna need some perspective on this, Bobby. Tell me - how many millions are there in two brazillion?"

Sorry. :(

cost of Iraq war $3000 billion.....!!!!
Feed and educate every child in developing world for 5 years $465 billion....
Save the Amazon rainforest $21.....billion
feed every child in the world for a year $54....billion
Convert world to solar power and renewable energy $515.....billion
Cancel Africas debt....$200.......billion

The day following President Bush's second "State Of The Union" address, George W. strode into his office where defence secretary Gates was waiting for him.

"What's the latest news from Iraq, Bobby?"

"Not too good, Mr. President. There was another attack on our troops."

"Really?" said the president, raising one eyebrow. "How bad?"

"Thirty two soldiers were injured, sir. And 1 is missing. Also, 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

Bush went pale and his legs buckled. He let out a small gasp as he fell to the presidential carpet. Secretary Gates helped the President to his feet and handed him some water. Bush steadied himself on the desk. "Bobby, you wanna run that by me again?"

"Thirty two injured, 1 missing. 2 Brazilian soldiers killed."

"Geeze! We need to address the people again! Right away!" Bush mopped his brow with the palm of his hand. "We're gonna need some perspective on this, Bobby. Tell me - how many millions are there in two brazillion?"

Sorry. :(

I expect by the time you lot grow up it will be well to late..........Peace.....M

I expect by the time you lot grow up it will be well to late..........Peace.....M

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