Worst (hilarious) injuries

remember, i'm the most normal person i know ;)

did you read that in some god awful self-help book?

working in the arborist injury,sorry industry,we had to do one crazy trauma first aid course.some of the photos you get shown are sickining!!the one of the gloved finger,saw 1 from the elbow to fingers!never wrap a rope round any part of you!!
think it should be mandatory for people to have basic 1st aid.....but a little knowledge is dangerous

Broken elbow whilst skiing,
Broken wrist football
Mallet finger in middle, index and ring fingers from tchoukball both hands
some minor tendon injuries from climbing
All ligaments ruptured in my ankle from trials riding, Dropped off a phone box rear wheel exploded on landing, foot took the impact : (
5 stitches to the dome when I got knocked of my beater by a wanker in a car. wanker.
Shins are scarred to hell from trials riding.
Thats all for know, I'll update again in a few years.

am i the only person who has never broken a bone in their body?!?

You don't drink and you're slow.. what do you expect, cotton wool boy?

am i the only person who has never broken a bone in their body?!?

I've cracked a few, but never broken.

Don't make me list. I can't remember them all.

I split my sisters head open when I was about 5yrs just before xmas day (her birthday) with a lid from a quality street tin. I was playing frisbee. I am a cunt

Besides various other scars/injuries, I've also walked into 4 lamp posts, 2 patio doors and my cousin holding a pencil at my forehead height.

dogs ive never broken any bones, i think im quite "bouncy"

did anyone ever see that episode of Burkes 999 - probably 1995 or something - where a young boy was cycling and went down a curb, the wheel wasn't properly secured in the front forks and came off, he flew over the handlebars landing in the middle of the road on his front, the frame somersaulted through the air and landed on him....

the front forks pierced his scull at the base near his neck. he was lying there for hours with the bike balancing precariously inside his scull, dropouts nesting next to his cerebellum. Missed all important bits and he was fine, no brain damage, but can you imagine??/

sometimes that flits through my mind when i go up curbs...

I split my sisters head open when I was about 5yrs just before xmas day (her birthday) with a lid from a quality street tin. I was playing frisbee. I am a cunt

Besides various other scars/injuries, I've also walked into 4 lamp posts, 2 patio doors and my cousin holding a pencil at my forehead height.

i've run through a screen door, didn't realize it was closed, hit it so hard that the screen broke on top and two sides, cut me up, and then sprung back into the face of the person who was chasing me.

scars/ majorish injuries in no real order.
sun scar on my nose from a sun burn so bad it swelled up and pussed for a week
broken wrist snow boarding
broken wrist punching car
broken rib falling during polo
burns on my hands from touching a hot tear gas canister
broken rib from rail road bull
broken fingers from same rail road bull
broken wrist from same rail road bull
scar on my arm from something in a mosh pit
septum piercing ripped out of my nose
broken nose due to fist, face inter action.

I've done the door thing, at my Nan's! I smashed the shit out of it and it cut me up a bit. Fun. $400 fucking glass panel for the door too! What a jip!

ever run into a spinning door the wrong way. that hurts

Oooh.. no. I'm careful around them. I've had a mate try and kill me in one by giving it a massive push while I was in it. :)

ever run into a spinning door the wrong way. that hurts

http://www.uniquepeek.com/viewpage.php?page_id=2104
pow!

what happened?

When I was 2 I grabbed a pot of yogurt made of glass, it fell and a bit of glass went into my little finger I have a really weird scar to prove it.

(as I was typing this, my cat decided to jump on the desk but slipped on the mouse mat (of all things) and hooked himself on my hand.....)

did anyone ever see that episode of Burkes 999 - probably 1995 or something - where a young boy was cycling and went down a curb, the wheel wasn't properly secured in the front forks and came off, he flew over the handlebars landing in the middle of the road on his front, the frame somersaulted through the air and landed on him....

the front forks pierced his scull at the base near his neck. he was lying there for hours with the bike balancing precariously inside his scull, dropouts nesting next to his cerebellum. Missed all important bits and he was fine, no brain damage, but can you imagine??/

sometimes that flits through my mind when i go up curbs...

Yep, I remember it vividly, every time i tighten my back wheel I now triple check and super tighten the nut just because of that one episode.

My own stupid and hilarious (to my friend who was watching, was pretty unpleasant for me at the time) accident occured one fateful afternoon. Me and my friend were cycling along on our beaters as we didn't have locks at the time and were relying on the 'stash in the bush' method of security, my rear brake cable had snapped a gew days earlier and I had neglected to fix it. We got to the bottom of a pretty steep hill going at a fair old speed and noticed an ambulance with blues and twos on the go pulling into the road ahead of us, Aha! a nice chance to draft a fast moving vehicle that traffic is going to move out of the way for, let's go! Merrily burning it away behind the ambulance and it suddenly stops, I pull my front brake lever....nothing happens...FUCK! I look down and the front v-brake has come undone...I had a second to choose what to do, the ambulance has stopped flush with a parked car on either side, so my only choice is swerve hard as I can to get onto the pavement and hopefully pull off a foot skid...but no, I spot 3 schoolgirls walking along the path! Smallest of the cars is a Mercedes A-class guess I'm gonna have to crash into that (all that thought process took under a second by the way) BLAM!! I smack full speed into the back of the car, spiderweb the entire back window, move the car a good foot forward and bounce 4 foot backwards onto my back unable to breathe. My mate is being really helpful by laughing his arse off on the floor at how 'I looked just like a crash test dummy when I crashed'. End result, a cracked sternum and dodgy breathing problem for 2 weeks meaning I couldn't laugh, obviously my friends doubled their efforts to do just that. Oh yeah the front wheel was bent back on itself which was pretty impressive to me at the time.

I bet he thought he'd had his chips:
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Vicar_hospitalised_with_potato_up_his_bum&in_article_id=382493&in_page_id=2

I think my stupidest injury was last week. I was caning it on my BMX, hopped pretty high to make a regular gap I do on the way to uni, and mid-air over this gap my left hand just spazzed and let go of the bars. My front wheel just fell straight out of the air, hit the kerb and I went flying straight over the bars and knocked myself out. Next thing I know some girl is pulling my bike off me asking if I want a hand getting up. All I can think is it's quite comfortable lying on the floor and I might go to sleep.
Ended up with a nice patch of skin missing on my hand, some short term memory loss, and I was pretty much unable to walk for about 3 days afterwards. I rang my mate to pick me up as I was feeling a bit sick and he found me walking along the pavement examining shrubbery. I can't quite remember what I was doing...

It's always handy when your hands just do what they want mid-flight.

Ouch!

I bet he thought he'd had his chips:
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Vicar_hospitalised_with_potato_up_his_bum&in_article_id=382493&in_page_id=2

Yeah yeah! The old 'I tripped and fell' excuse! Hanging curtains in the nude! WTF??

A carnation? That's a bit specialised...

A carnation? That's a bit specialised...

But that's what you told me to wear...