What's it like to live in Brixton / Brixton Borders

LOL

http://www.brixtonbuzz.com/2013/05/made-in-brixton-reality-tv-show-is-coming-to-town-cast-applications-invited/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=made-in-brixton-reality-tv-show-is-coming-to-town-cast-applications-invited

I am River.

"Below the river" whut?

Email address seems legit.

Yeah, saw that on U75 the other day... I will be trolling the shit out of this whenever possible...

fOR REALZ?

Oh dear :(

Yeah, saw that on U75 the other day... I will be trolling the shit out of this whenever possible...

I already signed you up to this...

I think I'm just a little, teeny bit outside their demographic...

Nah, you look much older than your real age. You'll be fine.

Plus I want to see your "daily struggles" captured on screen.

I'll be keeping a very close eye on U75 and photobombing their shoots/making lots of noise in the street whenever possible...
orders horse head mask and megaphone

^Yes, but how will you alter your behaviour to disrupt them?

They missed a trick, this reality show should be about Patrick. Now he'd bring in the ratings.

"Where's yar scruples, yar farking barstard?"
heavy patois

No subtitles either, raw uncut.

"Alright, daaaarlin'?"
licks lips

god i'm gagging for a pint.

le reeeeeej anyone?

Has anyone around these parts got a good (more serious than mine) drill that I can borrow for a small job?

Need to be able to drill two 16mm diameter holes in masonry to put in a wall anchor for locking bikes to. I have the drill bit, but it is too big to fit in my puny Bosch.

Beers, natch.

I've got one you're welcome to come grab. Mains powered. Seems to be strong enough for anything I've used it for?

Does it have the girth though? I need width...

I don't know. I stopped reading after the first line. Let me go look.

grumble

If not, I have what you need.

Do you have an SDS bit?

Blimey, I am out of my depth.

Off to google sds.

The side says it's max for masonry is 13mm. Marky's your man.