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• #202
Has anyone seen Possession?
I once made the mistake of asking a film geek in a video shop for "the scariest film they had". He offered me several films (including a Japanese one called Spirals, which is apparently based on the same novel as Ring) but I eventually chose Possession.
This should give you a flavour of it:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3rMRGC_NEcg
As you can see, it's got Sam Neill in it and lots of groaning. Avoid.
Looks like she got a metal concert going on in her head.
I saw mirrors the other day which was just stupid. Has Jack Bauer fighting a possessed undead nun at the end, fucking rubbish.
Also the new House of Wax, saw it with my mate shortly after it came out, I was practically begging for Heroine to be murdered by the psychos, Paris Hilton gets murdered early on so all is good there.
REC and Tale of Two Sisters are fucking excellent as horror films.
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• #203
Shitty Death, I've had a flashback.
'War Zone', Tim Roth's directorial debut(?). What a crock of shit. I'm guessing Tim wanted to be taken seriously, so he dipped his hand into the taboo bag and pulled out some beauties.
Incestual sex? Pah, make it sodomising of daughter. Throw in sexual assault of a new-born baby, that's some serious film making right there.
Roth, you utter cnut.
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• #204
Ultraviolet was the worst film i ever saw. I sat through the whole thing somehow, and people kept staring at me because everytime a cringe-worthy 'line' was executed, i let out an uncontrollable grunt of some kind. By the time the credits rolled i actually felt drunk; brain damaged or something.
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• #205
Tank girl
Fecking awful.
Ice T playing some sort of kangaroo/dog/ man/ thing WTF! -
• #206
The Postman. That film is unbelievably awful. It was nearly ok, but just costner's appalling timing made it unwatchable. It's like every time he opens his mouth in the film he finds it necessary to pause for dramatic effect, but the pauses are always far too long.
Wyatt Earp. Never mind *timing *- that film lasted three fucking weeks.
Lost in Translation and all films that are a slice of life are awesome! It also introduced me to the wonders of MBV-Loveless :D
I had the unfortunate experience of seeing Lost in Translation twice. The first time I thought it was really great and involving. The second time, I realised I only liked it the first time because I was waiting for something to happen. And that second time I realised nothing fucking happens. Even Scarlett J's saggy pink pants couldn't paper over the cracks.
Has anyone slagged off the Bourne films yet? Mini/policecar/mcycle chase scene from Bourne Identity on ITV2 now. I like this film very very much.
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• #207
My Bloody Valentine 3D.
If you want to waste 1:30 hrs of your life, feel sick for about £12, I highly recommend it.
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• #208
My Bloody Valentine 3D.
If you want to waste 1:30 hrs of your life, feel sick for about £12, I highly recommend it.
Well when a film has to resort to a gimmick ......
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• #209
"Woman under the influence" with Peter Falk (columbo) it was painful.
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• #210
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• #211
My Bloody Valentine 3D.
If you want to waste 1:30 hrs of your life, feel sick for about £12, I highly recommend it.
You pays your money ma fren...
The godawful trailer should have told you more than you needed to know and thus saved you the twelve squid. Innit? -
• #212
Rancid Aluminium, the only film I've ever walked out of on account of it being utter pish.
Nearly left halfway though Blade but was with people and had nowhere else to go. Not my choice.
Bit of an easy target but 'Love Actually'. I got less than ten minutes in and felt so sick I had to go and do something evil to balance out my karma. I murdered a lemming.
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• #213
Worst film I've seen in years; Mr Deeds. An unfunny and infuriating Adam Sandler vehicle, and absolute pump to the last. Only watched it to the end because I'm masochistic and love a good moan.
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• #214
zombie strippers
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• #215
ah, but you forget, he get beaten up in every film he's in, surely worth the price of admission??
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• #216
ah, but you forget, he get beaten up in every film he's in, surely worth the price of admission??
Well he is portrayed as some sort of chav hero for it. So it isn't
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• #217
A History of Violence.
I didn't get it.
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• #218
Surfers nazi must die, the abomination ...
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• #219
The Midnight Meat Train
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805570/
Had potential but the ending was worst thing ever -
• #220
Surfers nazi must die, the abomination ...
I remember that movie being amazing, but i was like 12 or something when it came out.
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• #221
I think 300 is one of the most overblown and soulless pieces of bluescreen homoerotic action crap that I have witnessed.
It seems to be relatively popular nonetheless
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• #222
^ +1
was massively over rated and hyped up... total letdown
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• #223
I think 300 is one of the most overblown and soulless pieces of bluescreen homoerotic action crap that I have witnessed.
+1
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• #224
on the subject of over rated...
War of the Worlds....
waste of time...
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• #225
Which one?
+10 crack commandments
seeing it on wednesday should be good