Bad Films

the remake... Tom Cruise \Dakota Fanning

Wipes sweat from brow.

The book is good also. Quite short though...

ha! ditto....

I can sleep now..peace ...

The Curse of The Puppetmaster

on the subject of over rated...

War of the Worlds....

waste of time...

Shame.....

the Original 1950/60s film was quite good, quite enjoyed it when I was a kid. Also the H.G. Wells the time machine (the 60s version) was damn good. Probably both extremely dated, but was quite fun to watch when I was 10 on a saturday evening.

Surfers nazi must die, the abomination ...

Seen the trailer, is quite hilarious ... it must be a joke no?

Shame.....

the Original 1950/60s film was quite good, quite enjoyed it when I was a kid. Also the H.G. Wells the time machine (the 60s version) was damn good. Probably both extremely dated, but was quite fun to watch when I was 10 on a saturday evening.

I wasn't referring to the original as you can see in the above post...but the remake was crap :]

I wasn't referring to the original as you can see in the above post...but the remake was crap :]

I was hoping the remake was going to be alright, but as we know more often than not the remake is awful.

Seen the trailer, is quite hilarious ... it must be a joke no?

It's Troma .. it says all ;)

'Bend It Like Beckham' is on TV... Christ in a tux it's cringeworthy.

Good resurrection, another bad movie to add - Wolfman.

'Bend It Like Beckham' is on TV... Christ in a tux it's cringeworthy.

That film fucks me off on so many levels. I wont start.

Yep, it's outrageous drivvle. And no amount of Kiera Knightley's midriff can salvage it.

Yeah... not what I was getting at, but yeah.

Go on then...?

Kiera Knightley was in LMNH last week.

She was in Domino, which is apparently a shit film, just to keep on track.

domino is a shit film.

The Curse of The Puppetmaster

I remember watching that when I was about 10 and thinking wow this is good. I don't think I'd have quite the same views now.

i watched gran torino last week. i won't say it was shit because it's not... but it's nowhere near as good as a lot of people made out.

i found it clumsy, predicatable and quite patronising. it reminded me of crash (haggis not cronenberg) and it's apparently deep revelation that "black people can be racist too". i mean. wow man. i think a lot of us took a good long look in the mirror after being told what to think by that film.

i like clint eastwood as rule but the pacing was all over the place, some weirdly ham-fisted cuts and terrible acting as well.

not shit. but definitely not great.

has anyone had the misfortune of seeing the wicker man remake?

criminal

Class of 1999 is a good one from my childhood. Fortress was good too

edit: get in

YouTube- Class Of 1999 (1990) 1/10

I loved, loved, Gran Torino.

i think a lot of us took a good long look in the mirror after being told what to think by that film.

I really didn't think it was trying to do this.

this is supposed to be "bad" meaning bad
not "bad" meaning good :)

has anyone had the misfortune of seeing the wicker man remake?

criminal

God yes.
What a fucking abomination.

Remakes tend to fall into this catagory though.
Not many better than the originals.
I also dislike the term 're-imaging' just call it a remake!

Shit remakes:
Planet of the Apes
Wicker Man
Get Carter
Italian Job

I feel this may deserve its own thread.