Epic fail

This is full of Fail:
www.twitter.com/50cent

and is legit

Jamie Olivers children.. It's fail.. But I pity them as well. His new son's name is Buddy Bear, brother to Poppy Honey, Daisy Boo, and Petal Blossom.

WAC

This is full of Fail:
www.twitter.com/50cent

and is legit

Have you read the English 50 Cent on Twitter?

Basically replaces Fiddy's dodgy posts with RP equivalents.

what is rp?

Incorrectly used by me there as it's related only to audible differences - it stands for Received Pronunciation - Queen's English and that.

http://twitter.com/english50cent (It's a repost from the memes thread I believe).

received pronunciation

drat

:)

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Jamie Olivers children.. It's fail.. But I pity them as well. His new son's name is Buddy Bear, brother to Poppy Honey, Daisy Boo, and Petal Blossom.

WAC

Shit, poor kids. What is it with 'celebrities' and giving their kids cunty names??

In fairness, I think Buddy is ok, but when it's Buddy Bear - that's less cool.

Poppy, passable, Poppy Honey? Nah.

Petal, bit silly, Blossom, again.

But seriously.

Daisy Boo? (I've never done this before and probably won't again but it fits here...)

Darren Day's kid with that blonde doris from Hearsay has the worst name:

Madison Savannah!

Ffs

I like to think that in India some children are call England..

Jason Lee, rad skateboarder and My Name is Earl actor named his kid the most ridiculous one i've heard: Pilot Inspektor.......fuck only knows why

TBF, we're struggling to find decent names if it's a boy

We've got atleast 5 decent girls names we like

Richie!

My Mrs was 100% genuine the other night when she asked "What do you think of Hank?"

Hankanator has quite a ring to it

Mine and I were discussing, for twins, having two half names - like "Shaw" and "Shank".

The possibilities are endless.

Imagine the names it'd be called by other kids: 'Hanky', 'Wank' etc...

See girls don't think like men

Mine and I were discussing, for twins, having two half names - like "Shaw" and "Shank".

The possibilities are endless.

Christ, hours of fun

"Hi, meet Lemon & Curd"

Spank.
Tank.
Gank.

Pole vaulter just lands on mat!

Pole vaulter just lands on mat!

Hahaha! WAC!