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  • And not that that''s a set square anyway

    She calls it an engineers' square

  • She calls it an engineers' square

    It's a set square at the start. At least she's learning as she goes along...

  • Actually, she calls it an "engineers' set square", a species not previously known to science.

  • Wingedangel, what caused the plane to dive so violently ? was it the storm ?

    I think he had been trying to find the island? it's a 55 min flight and we were up for 2hrs 25m before the woman said 'we will now be landing in koh samui...and we literally wen't nose down from the second she finished the speech, I have done that same flight 5 times previous to that one, and it's never been longer than an hour in the air.
    I don't know why he was so violent, though my mates were waiting for us in a jeep next to the runway and saw us dive out of the cloud cover that was maybe 70mtrs...
    and they both thought we were going to hit the tarmac, they heard it through the noise of the storm, and then fly out of the clouds far far too fast and then screeech back upwards out of site, at the closest point they said we were literally 30ft from the ground. I think he knew that he had a certain amount of fuel and if he didn't try and land it now, we would be fucked to try and reach the mainland with the fuel that was left...ie small island hopper 5 hours flying time, when we landed we had been in the iar just over 5 hours.... for a 55 minute flight. So he took his chance and might have fucked it up, ie got to close and got his angle of attack wrong.
    My mates spent a very uncomfortable evening wondering if we actually made it back to the main land, and we had to do the same journey in the morning. this time with white unpenetrable cloud all the way with little patches that would show us the ocean, and I was imagining the same scenario just in the daytime with him having to find the damned island in thick daytime cloud, though as it was, it was clear for the last few miles, though the storm had battered the island quite hard, the water was 3-4ft deep in places.

  • I still think it's magnet.

  • I think he had been trying to find the island? it's a 55 min flight and we were up for 2hrs 25m before the woman said 'we will now be landing in koh samui...and we literally wen't nose d....................................................... the island quite hard, the water was 3-4ft deep in places.

    adrenalin junkie pilot. Still, that's one crazy story.

  • Inappropriately dressed DIY woman is back! This week: Sawing

    She seems to have taken on board the shoe criticism for her last outing, between that and the short camo skirt it's all a bit Lara Croft.

    Can anyone work out what she's saying at 2:10? I'm having problems concentrating on her voice.

    Who even uses hand saws anymore?

    Circular saw are two a penny, you would be an idiot to handsaw if you didnt have to.

  • i do, where do you live pound land? also i would chop off my hand if i had a power saw

  • Pearoast

    Get in the Watches thread and post that Rolex, still waiting.....

  • Pearoast

    Get in the Watches thread and post that Rolex, still waiting.....

    oh, about that...kind of complicated and too private to be discussing openly on forum - suffice to say i dont have the watch. so no new bob jackson and full dura ace group for me :(

  • it has been done before good sir...

  • Not bad but even worse, WTF is a 31yo geezer still doin livin at home with his Mum!?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    FAIL

  • Oh my God. What a fucking loser. No sympathy. Feel sorry for his mum.

  • i feel sorry for your mum.

  • He felt sorry for his mum.

  • Not bad but even worse, WTF is a 31yo geezer still doin livin at home with his Mum!?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    FAIL

    I thought that was the fail

  • He felt sorry for his mum.

    What, when I was born? I guess I must have been a pretty big baby... Ouch...

  • Ha ha ,I'm 31 and never had a job.

  • Clearly a troll

  • the video is gone, I wanna see people fall over

    Try this:
    http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=NRKajY5GlyI

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