Epic fail

Christ, hours of fun

"Hi, meet Lemon & Curd"

Exactly :)

Fixie and Skidder.

"Fixie Skidder, here guys!"

go the beiderbecke affair route and refer to your offspring as "firstborn" until they're old enough to decide what they want to be called.

this could backfire though. i just remembered that my ex when she was younger had two cats she'd named: "boysie" and "the girl cat".

shaw shank

shurely it would just be rick and ham?

My Mrs was 100% genuine the other night when she asked "What do you think of Hank?"

Is he your gardener?

NSFW

Before I click it, what kind of NSFW? Blood & guts or cocks & cunts?

or is it Not Suitable for Wanking?

The fit one from Ablisa gets them out in Daily Sport

wtf?

Jesus! ^

Blurgh

NSFW

NSFW

Fucking hilarious,

FFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Jesus, I thought she was like 15 or something... That's just wrong.

or is it Not Suitable for Wanking?

This^

And wtf is moopy.org?
Is it better than this forum?

Jesus, I thought she was like 15 or something... That's just wrong.

She certainly looks it. A boy as plump as her would probably have bigger boobs.

This^

And wtf is moopy.org?
Is it better than this forum?

Music based discussions apparently. (Not enough bike :)

Darren Day's kid with that blonde doris from Hearsay has the worst name:

Madison Savannah!

Classic American porn star alias combo there Darren, respek' due!

Not exactly epic but it made me laugh

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11380834

Especially the deadpan report which makes it sound as if wearing a lettuce is something that people actually do.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/sep/21/police-efit-lettuce-head-burglary-suspect

RE: Kids names -

That guy from my chemical romance has a son called bandit.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/sep/21/police-efit-lettuce-head-burglary-suspect

Pearoast

run wild