Epic fail

win

I liked this... not a lot... but I liked it!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2089424/Paul-Daniels-severs-finger-power-tool-trying-build-safety-device-machine.html

http://road.cc/content/news/50936-doping-dozen-3-year-ban-french-amateur-who-tested-positive-12-illegal-substances

impressive... though some seem to be metabolites of stanozolol so may be a bit skewed

                                    [University of Oxford students play Quidditch, the fictional game from the Harry Potter books.](http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/jan/23/quidditch-harry-potter-oxford-university)

Fucking tragic. Or is it the next bike polo? Bike Quidditch, anyone?
[URL="http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/jan/23/quidditch-harry-potter-oxford-university"][/URL]

Thats Contador ! Playing Quidditch.

What a bunch of dimwitted cunts....

"yah, you know what would be like, so totally cool yah.... we could like, play quidditch yah... I mean, like, just with a football and broom sticks... I mean, how cool will everyone think we are? Like, so totally cool.... just like the harry potter books, yah."

^

At my uni we played mostly games like "Count all the droplets of champagne left on the cork" while on mushrooms.

Life must've been tough out east....

At uni we mainly played games like, "how do we get out of these halls before someone realises what we've done?"

/didn't actually go to uni

                                  [University of Oxford students play Quidditch, the fictional game from the Harry Potter books.](http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/jan/23/quidditch-harry-potter-oxford-university)

Fucking tragic. Or is it the next bike polo? Bike Quidditch, anyone?
[URL="http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/jan/23/quidditch-harry-potter-oxford-university"][/URL]

landmines would make that more interesting

Life must've been tough out east....

At least mushrooms were free and that's a bonus in a country with planned economy.

URL="http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/jan/23/quidditch-harry-potter-oxford-university"]University of Oxford students play Quidditch, the fictional game from the Harry Potter books.[/URL]

Fucking tragic. Or is it the next bike polo? Bike Quidditch, anyone?
[URL="http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/jan/23/quidditch-harry-potter-oxford-university"][/URL]

http://machall.com/view.php?date=2002-06-15

3 deaths on A27 in 2 months. Police response? Reflective jackets for pedestrians.

One pedestrian died after 'colliding' with a car.

operation anagram?

Oh spotter... I thought you were better than this.

what? horse flip is killing me, the horse is gets up so its clearly ok

"yah, you know what would be like, so totally cool yah.... we could like, play quidditch yah... I mean, like, just with a football and broom sticks... I mean, how cool will everyone think we are? Like, so totally cool.... just like the harry potter books, yah."

They're not toffs, just dorks on Magdalen Meadow. Back in my day they just hit each other with wooden swords. It's always been a dork haunt.

what? horse flip is killing me, the horse is gets up so its clearly ok
"This gif can't be displayed at the moment. Please visit gifbin.com etc"
/shakes head
/debates even attending bodeans