Epic fail

If I ever see anyone taking pictures of my bike i'll adopt the shoot first ask questions later technic.

so you'll take a photo of them taking a photo?

^^On a similar topic, I've just got back from the butchers. Came out to find a bloke leaning on my bike which was propped against the window. I became furious. Why would he need to touch it? Cue stand-up argument. Told him I didn't want him touching my bike, cue him immediately touching the saddle to rile me. I became incandescent. Apologies to his daughter for my language. Mate, do not touch my property.

I had something similar in Broadway Market once, one of the fuckers that later nicked my front wheel in Mare St., the minute after me and my Mrs. locked our bikes, but I mean the minute after, like I was still there, the fucker was already "feeling my tires", like he put it.. I told him to fuck off away from the bikes, he replied:"what's your problem"...I said: "people like you".
He didn't leave, I took the bikes.
He won.

It's not worth it.

It isn't. It's the nerve of it though. He wasn't any kind of potential thief, but he was leaning on my bike like it was his. That's cheeky. I wouldn't lean on a parked car without a care in the world that's not mine. He pissed me right off. Just don't touch it. It's nothing to do with you.

Anyway, mustn't grumble, got some nice lamb for dinner...

Coincidently, I had lamb for lunch.
I mean not worth it to engage in debate or ifs and buts.
GTFO or prepare to taste danger.

Shakes fist

My housemate just made me watch lots of videos of real time childbirth. There were liquids spraying EVERYWHERE. I feel sick. Why anyone would let that be filmed or put on youtube is beyond a mystery to me.

/gag

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/apr/06/georgian-woman-cuts-web-access

On a lighter note, woman cuts off the internet to a whole country fail ^^^^

^^On a similar topic, I've just got back from the butchers. Came out to find a bloke leaning on my bike which was propped against the window. I became furious. Why would he need to touch it? Cue stand-up argument. Told him I didn't want him touching my bike, cue him immediately touching the saddle to rile me. I became incandescent. Apologies to his daughter for my language. Mate, do not touch my property.

I'm 100% with you - no respect for anything some people, I would have said the same 'GTFO'

I'm 100% with you - no respect for anything some people, I would have said the same 'GTFO'

I kind of do.

I wouldn't mind someone touching my bike at all. But asking first is not hard, I would probably let most people have a go on it too..

Did he smell his fingers after he touched the saddle?

Oh yeah, I can see that "Can I have a go on your bike mate?" "Yeah sure, be my guest......." Never see bike again

You can get away with that sort of thing in the countryside but not in a town/city.

The very best gospel song you will ever hear about the logistical problems of burying your 5ft 2" 630 lb sister

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9em1zQN7CI

im just about to go to college wearing tracksuit bottoms
self confessed fail!

Sitting outside with my laptop coz its nice and sunny, except I'm peering at the screen like a myopic old granny trying to locate the bloody arrow which keeps "disappearing" in the glare....bah I'll have to go back indoors and wait for someone to invent something so I work my keyboard magic in the garden without looking like Mr Magoo.

me... last night on the OKR.. Too fast and too close to van in front of me.. He sudden stop.. Me sudden skid, stop, oppsy over the handle bars.. land on face... Heaven knows how I didn't knock my teeth out.. And heaven knows how I escaped with minor scrapes and a cut lip..

*IamJenVoigt.

If that's the New Cross side I've had some horrible moments around there

Nah.. Lights by the storage place down from KFC (heading towards NC). A Nodder was in right hand lane jagged in and caused van to pull up.. As i say.. I was travelling too fast and to close to van so my fault.. To be fair the nodder did come back and ask if I was ok..

me... last night on the OKR.. Too fast and too close to van in front of me.. He sudden stop.. Me sudden skid, stop, oppsy over the handle bars.. land on face... Heaven knows how I didn't knock my teeth out.. And heaven knows how I escaped with minor scrapes and a cut lip..

*IamJenVoigt.

ouch

Shut up face

Andrea wants to get reins for ours.

Littlelife toddlers back pack.
The top zip compartment contains a strap and handle, and the top handle is stiffened, so as to be availible to grab quickly. We have a turtle one and its saved our little'ns from icy falls and all sorts.

Shut up face

I get told this a lot

for the last time brave you're not a member of the A-Team

He said it was ok as I was only in the shop.

i like how 'only going in shop' means you can't locate your lock 30cm lower

wrong thread though