Epic fail

Russels Dad?

looks like a pregnant walrus

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fair play to those tubbers for getting out on a bike, hopefully they wont be so fat soon.

It's not a good look but they will grow into the lycra if they keep riding

Watch "A Sunday in Hell" last night.
Go for a spin today, realise that due to artisitc urban regeneration by Woking council there is some pavé up ahead.
Speed up, intent on imagining I'm someone good and Belgian like Eddy Merckx for a couple of seconds.
Notice red pedestrian crossing lights and traffic up ahead, stop pedalling...
.. on a fixed gear bike! Fly through air, landing in road and taking large amounts of skin off my left elbow, knee and love handle! Fail!

Nearby mum: Are you ok?
Me: Yeah, thanks.
Nearby mum's daughter: Mummy, why did that man fall over?

Brilliant !

anyone need a new key ring?

http://teddyhilton.com/2011-04-02-cruelest-keyring-in-the-world

What's next?
Sealed up dogs? Or maybe Children?

no, that won't happen, ever, carry a child on a keyring? not gonna happen, i think that statement is more fail then the keyring witch as just cruel

looks like a pregnant walrus

What Hippy has to do with it?

What Hippy has to do with it?

Yeah, and I thought his Spesch had Zipps.

What's next?
Sealed up dogs? Or maybe Children?

no, that won't happen, ever, carry a child on a keyring? not gonna happen, i think that statement is more fail then the keyring witch as just cruel

I'm gettin one of them for my nipper ^

Andrea wants to get reins for ours.

crossing a road on foot just with corny now; a guy in a van waved us across. i got flustered and dithering beween whether to give a wave or a thumbs up, accidentally gave a black power salute.

no on "accidentally" gives the BPS

white people do.

my sister usually gets stuck between 'hey' and 'hello' and blurts out a 'helloy'

crossing a road on foot just with corny now; a guy in a van waved us across. i got flustered and dithering beween whether to give a wave or a thumbs up, accidentally gave a black power salute.

!

least it wasn't the fascist alternative

such a good set up that shot

Spotted this on the way home, guy came out as I was taking the photo.
He said it was ok as I was only in the shop.

^that's bananas

yeah cos the only possible explanation is that they've never seen a banana before.

...
Spotted this ...

Spotters gonna Spot.

Eyes like a fucking hawk mate