Epic fail

Stupid is as stupid does

Went to B&Q last weekend @ South Tottenham retail park. Putting the bits in the boot and fancied a drink, so nipped over to Boots

Some cunt, in a cheap suit workin in there, biggin himself up to a Mum and two little girls, "It was great, I wasn't given a chance...blah, blah...."

Only this helmet:

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^ sad thing is the production company would've been telling him from the start how great he was all the way through to this point, just building him to fail as this makes for better telly. Kinda feel sorry for the folks putting themselves through it not being self aware enough to realise they've not got it.

Well if you are that unobservant and obstinate not to realise that you are talentless then you have it coming to you.
This cunt seems to be so far up his own arse that I doubt anyone could help him become aware.
It looks as though he is wearing 'special' shoes as well.
The fucking window-licker

Anyway, if anyone fancies givin him a slap - Boots, South Tottenham Retail Park

what if I feel like giving you a slap?

On the way up to a meeting with my FD and CEO yesterday afternoon I opened a door so hard that it bounced off the wall back into my head nearly knocking me out. I have a large lump on my head, saw stars for a good five minutes and spilled my coffee all over my front.

To be fair "Sorry I'm late, I slammed my head in a door" was a cracking ice breaker for the meeting!

what if I feel like giving you a slap?

Turn up at any Everton game, home or away.

thought he was a reds fan- plastic scouse and all?

what if I feel like giving you a slap?

You've got my number fuckface

http://www.splitting-images.com/sammy_davis_junior.html

Though maybe slightly win.

It's the half-arsed pose clinches it.

camp as a row of pink tents

which bit is the epic fail? too much material to pick from.

exreme? wtf is exreme?

exreme? wtf is exreme?

Exremely Epic Fail

I like those star tattoos though, quite unique, not seen that before

sarcasm does work on the internet ^^

http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2009/06/star-tattoos-gone-wrong.html

http://www.splitting-images.com/sammy_davis_junior.html

so being bald is enough to look like willis

Talking must be difficult.

http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2009/06/star-tattoos-gone-wrong.html

it is old.... and it was fake

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least it wasn't the fascist alternative
ocdc is alive!!!!

welcome back buddy:-)