Food

scrambling is just a ham-fisted method of fucking up perfectly good eggs. you wouldnt say "oh, thats a nice cake.. .im going to smash it into paste before i eats it"

^^ Lies - results in gooey stringy ectoplasm every time.

And that's not counting the egg.

^^^ You're just a ham-fisted method of fucking up perfectly good eggs.

its like putting a sandwich in a blender

Ageist.

not if they involve copious amounts of butter and salt.

you're the worst eggs ever.

+Multirep etc etc.

scrambling is just a ham-fisted method of fucking up perfectly good eggs. you wouldnt say "oh, thats a nice cake.. .im going to smash it onto paste before i eats it"

The best scrambled eggs money can buy are utter heaven. Tiny bit of butter, pepper and cheeeeese.
Saying that - fried eggs in toasted muffins with rocket and 'chup....

/scampers off to the kitchen

^^ egtoplasm every time.

Yeah, I went there..

I don't have any food here :(

In my fridge after I got back the other night I had some mouldy bagels and half a pound of butter.

That does not a meal make.

Yeah, I went there..
strong work

^^ Lies - results in gooey stringy ectoplasm every time.

you're eggs ain't fresh enough brother.

I'm going to poach some now to prove...

/scampers off to the kitchen

Scampering fail. No eggs, no bread, no butter... no f'ing coffee either
;( waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

^^ i blame supermarket culture.

^ same boat :( I have to go to stockwell now so I'll see if I can find a breakfast joint there.

i want eggs. at least three types. and coffee. and probably bacon.

g'bye

I will not take any shit from english people regarding breakfast. Your fry-ups are fucking GRIM.

you're fucking grim. so's your face. and your country. and your national dishes/sports/drinks. and your face.

grim

CYOA duck egg cafe brixton...? :)

im there

I have to go to stockwell
g'bye

Be strong, we feel your pain. I'd probably just go eggless

I will not take any shit from english people regarding breakfast. Your fry-ups are fucking GRIM.

Apart from the fried eggs I make a breakfast worthy of a michelin star when I'm on form.
Beans spiced with pepper and a drop of homemade chilli oil. Diced garlic butter mushrooms, grilled bacon and 97% pork sausages, fried rings of green bell peppers.

And on that note, it really is time to get round to a breakfast shop

Went down to stockwell only to find it was a wasted trip cycling on shit roads. How do you southies do it? Went back up to safe familiar expensive soho and opted for breakfast at the Curzon while I wait for Indiana jones to start at the prince Charles. Late night shopping shall mean I have ingredient for the most badass breakfast imaginable.

^ those peppers sound interesting. Just shallow fried?

Average tofu, yum.

This lamb and aubergine stew recipe is a winner:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/recipes/article3547049.ece

I also added some dried coriander and a pinch of tumeric, plus some dried apricots.

dayumm

Meatwagon is pit roasting lambs and pigs at The Rye in Peckham right now

omfg want