London 2012 Olympics

Random Tweeter: "This is the shit B-side to the opening ceremony"

Loose the hounds!

Lose.

Ha ha ha who is prince Henry?

So this one isn't Danny Boyle right?

So this one isn't Danny Boyle right?

susan boyle?

Sounds about right.

Kate will walk all over the spice graters without even blinking.x

Lose.

What good would that be?

They wouldn't bite me.

This is shit .

I agree.

Let's burn it down.

It's bollocks so far

Velocio in punning shocker. What's next?

I bet you £500 that Robbie Williams appears soon.

Cor, Ray Davies sounds like he might cark it soon.

Who's this warbler?

Who the fuck has emilie sandie got photos of?

Jedward!

(wouldn't be out of place)

Oh my, hope we don't get Cilla Black.

I bet you £500 that Robbie Williams appears soon.

If that happens I'll happily change the channel to watch a repeat of the Big Bang Theory..

#BAZINGA!

Who's this warbler?
Fuck knows - But they ymust have made a bulk purchase, as she's been on loads.

Emeli Sundae...

I wonder how many people are switching the channel now.

Or making a cup of tea.

As soon as any of the Take That lot are being carted out I'll change over.