What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

185 pages and i'm still not sure what a hipster is... I'm 22% one tho.

Just another 655 pages to go, then.

185 pages and i'm still not sure what a hipster is... I'm 22% one tho.

No, you're 22% dickhead.

how dare you, I'm 100% dickhead

haha

It's a food chain of perception RPM, or insecurity. The fakenger thing never made sense, this hipster baiting is just as risible and all the nodders mashing is an embarrassment.
First they came for the nodders etc etc.

agreed :)

Crafty Butcher - 3%
RPM - 3%
CYOA - 5%
neu - 5%
Hatbread - 6%
sohi - 8%
Dammit - 8%
Chriscofferson - 8%
Nick Nack 11%
'swine 11%
Eamesy - 14%
Fade - 14%
rg37 14%
Rik - 14%
sumo - 14%
deerfaced - 19%
Spotter - 19%
Crispin Glover - 20%
Alkali - 22%
OmarLittle- 24% (must try harder)
Oz - 24%
MotherGirl - 27%
khornight - 27%
Sorethroat - 27%
Tenderloin - 27%
wpo750 - 30%
nuknow - 30%
Laner - 32%
Xanderh - 38%
Scoot - 54%
Mobidog - 57%
EEI- 62%
Tiswas- 3%
Nahguavkire - 38%
Owenreed - 17%

way too high, but I am cool

If only there was some kind of clue, perhaps a number or a percentage, to guide people as to where they should be on the list.

Anywhere under 25% is a good place to be

if you're at 17% anywhere between 14 and 19 in the current list would be a good start.

Crafty Butcher - 3%
RPM - 3%
Tiswas- 3%
CYOA - 5%
neu - 5%
Hatbread - 6%
sohi - 8%
Dammit - 8%
Chriscofferson - 8%
Nick Nack 11%
'swine 11%
Eamesy - 14%
Fade - 14%
rg37 14%
Rik - 14%
sumo - 14%
Owenreed - 17%
deerfaced - 19%
Spotter - 19%
Crispin Glover - 20%
Alkali - 22%
OmarLittle- 24% (must try harder)
Oz - 24%
MotherGirl - 27%
khornight - 27%
Sorethroat - 27%
Tenderloin - 27%
wpo750 - 30%
nuknow - 30%
Laner - 32%
Xanderh - 38%
Nahguavkire - 38%
Scoot - 54%
Mobidog - 57%
EEI- 62%

PUT YOUR NAME IN THE CORRECT PLACE, NOT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST -
unless you are the most hipster person on here, of course.

Right, I am off to alphabetise my socks now and wash my hands with bleach - again.

alphabetising? pfff, corporate stooge. it's all about dewey decimals now. or it will be.

Fattening the list back up after some conservative numpty joined the failboat

crafty Butcher - 3%
RPM - 3%
Tiswas- 3%
Oz - 5%
Wibble - 5%
CYOA - 5%
neu - 5%
Hatbread - 6%
Buddha Fingaz - 8%
sohi - 8%
Dammit - 8%
Chriscofferson - 8%
coppiThat - 8%
Nick Nack 11%
'swine 11%
Surf Punk - 11%
Eamesy - 14%
Fade - 14%
rg37 14%
Rik - 14%
sumo - 14%
crumpy - 16%
Owenreed - 17%
deerfaced - 19%
Spotter - 19%
Wen Jian - 19%
Superprecise - 19%
Crispin Glover - 20%
Alkali - 22%
skydancer-22%
hellomiles- 24%
OmarLittle- 24% (must try harder)
louis ∆ - 24%
Wrongcog - 26%
MotherGirl - 27%
khornight - 27%
Sorethroat - 27%
Tenderloin - 27%
Splat 27%
Cedywedy - 27%
wpo750 - 30%
nuknow - 30%
Matt - 30%
Graeme - 30%
Laner - 32%
MissMouse - 32% <-- no idea how this is even possible
Aleksi- 35%
Xanderh - 38%
Nahguavkire - 38%
Nhattattack- 43% FUUUUUUUUUUUU
Scoot - 54%
Mobidog - 57%
EEI- 62%
mrx - 65%
ROYMUND - 68%

crafty Butcher - 3%
RPM - 3%
Tiswas- 3%
Oz - 5%
Wibble - 5%
CYOA - 5%
neu - 5%
Hatbread - 6%
Buddha Fingaz - 8%
sohi - 8%
Dammit - 8%
Chriscofferson - 8%
coppiThat - 8%
Nick Nack 11%
'swine 11%
Surf Punk - 11%
Eamesy - 14%
Fade - 14%
rg37 14%
Rik - 14%
sumo - 14%
crumpy - 16%
Owenreed - 17%
deerfaced - 19%
Spotter - 19%
Wen Jian - 19%
Superprecise - 19%
Crispin Glover - 20%
Alkali - 22%
(dan) - 22%
skydancer-22%
hellomiles- 24%
OmarLittle- 24% (must try harder)
louis ∆ - 24%
Wrongcog - 26%
MotherGirl - 27%
khornight - 27%
Sorethroat - 27%
Tenderloin - 27%
Splat 27%
Cedywedy - 27%
wpo750 - 30%
nuknow - 30%
Matt - 30%
Graeme - 30%
Laner - 32%
MissMouse - 32% <-- no idea how this is even possible
Aleksi- 35%
Xanderh - 38%
Nahguavkire - 38%
Nhattattack- 43% FUUUUUUUUUUUU
Scoot - 54%
Mobidog - 57%
EEI- 62%
mrx - 65%
ROYMUND - 68%

What is it with personalised comments? It does add the factor of attention seeking to the mix though

kinda fed up of the list now

This list will be a handy reference for those noob "ur all just fuckin skinny-jeans fixie hipster twats" comments after they're flamed for asking if cottered cranks are OK for skidding.

What, fed up of the mass of idiots who don't understand it?

Seen this?

http://community.asos.com/blogs/spotted/post/?contentid=7105189017433927742

(extract)

I agree with nick spotter. The list is boring now. It has no visual funny.

he's not happy with himself, and I think he's right

Himself? I thought it's a woman on crystal meth.

I agree with nick spotter. The list is boring now. It has no visual funny.

are you saying the list is now somewhat... mainstream?

It was tainted...

http://vimeo.com/16476808