What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

eugh HTC fail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJhcLST2Wgg

HTC detour>>>>>>

he's not happy with himself, and I think he's right

^^ I know them, they bought some of my old t-shirts.

5 foot long body? one of max's surely?

I see he also has the beginnings of a mullet. No redeeming features to be found. Poor fellow.

The thing that gets me is that hipsters as a rule i personally think only like fixed gear bikes because they are the "in thing" in hipster culture. Fixed gear bikes are awsome full stop. The bicycle is the most used form of transport across the globe. Alot of these are fixed gear.

Some people who i have spoken to who ride but not a great deal, are put off by fixed gear. when i have mentioned to them "fixed gear bike". What most have said to me "isnt that a hipster thing" to ride one. "NO" i say. the beauty of having a bike that will only do what you can do. No gears, mostly no breaks, no free wheel. pure! Dont get me wrong i have geared bikes but there is just something that stands out about a fixed bike.

So here's to you hipsters. You are giving a bad name to fixed bikes. So Bugger off.

eugh HTC fail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJhcLST2Wgg

this is a fail how?

^^ Good speech.

Isn't it nice that more people have got into fixed gear bicycles because of the trend though? I had never heard of then before my super-duper hipster ex boyfriend and all his friends started riding them and going on about them.

...and the moral of this story is that I may be a hipster but I ride fixed because I like it, not because it's cool.

i had never heard of then before my super-duper hipster ex boyfriend and all his friends started riding them and going on about them.

you and sumo broke up!??!

Arf

How many times, sumo is not a hipster, although he may become more hipster via osmosis now that he lives with me.

^ thats steam punk not hipster

^^ Good speech.

Isn't it nice that more people have got into fixed gear bicycles because of the trend though? I had never heard of then before my super-duper hipster ex boyfriend and all his friends started riding them and going on about them.

...and the moral of this story is that I may be a hipster but I ride fixed because I like it, not because it's cool.

True but when they are grown up or just done with the whole hipster thing where do the bikes go?

I am pleased that you like them not because they are just cool.

Well i guess im just a pureist.

In relation to bikes the hipster-hating thing only came about because people who were being dismissed as 'fakengers' had to find someone they could be contemptuous of, someone lower down the food chain.

repped ^

The thing that gets me is that hipsters as a rule i personally think only like fixed gear bikes because they are the "in thing" in hipster culture. Fixed gear bikes are awsome full stop. The bicycle is the most used form of transport across the globe. Alot of these are fixed gear.

Some people who i have spoken to who ride but not a great deal, are put off by fixed gear. when i have mentioned to them "fixed gear bike". What most have said to me "isnt that a hipster thing" to ride one. "NO" i say. the beauty of having a bike that will only do what you can do. No gears, mostly no breaks, no free wheel. pure! Dont get me wrong i have geared bikes but there is just something that stands out about a fixed bike.

So here's to you hipsters. You are giving a bad name to fixed bikes. So Bugger off.

Yes, bugger off all you hipster fiends. Leave me to my fluorescent wheels and rollie smoking

hipster and proud

Cool story bro. Can you prove it though

hipster and proud

Nice 3rd post.
You'll adapt.

Now that he's out of the paddling pool, there'll be a sudden ninja edit

In relation to bikes the hipster-hating thing only came about because people who were being dismissed as 'fakengers' had to find someone they could be contemptuous of, someone lower down the food chain.

I still find it unbelievable that anyone would want to masquerade as a courier. Back in my day all the couriers got the fuck out of it as soon as they could, even when the money was "ok".

There are plenty of hipsters who are couriers, where does that leave your food chain?

It's a food chain of perception RPM, or insecurity. The fakenger thing never made sense, this hipster baiting is just as risible and all the nodder bashing is an embarrassment.
First they came for the nodders etc etc.

Nodder bashing is a serviceable euph though.